My mother was a pants-wearer too. She said once she needed to return a book so she wouldn’t get a fine, but she forgot about the dress code thing until she got there. She was with a friend who had a coat that came down to at least mid-thigh. She put on her friend’s coat and pushed her pant legs up so it would look…

A visible pregnancy (I mean, expecting as it was called then) might make people think about S-E-X. Imagine all those children getting books and asking where babies come from. No one should have to explain that to an innocent child. For shame!

And when my mother was college-age, women were not allowed to wear pants in the library. (Let me be clear, they had to wear skirts or dresses. I can only imagine what would happen if they went around pantsless!) This is my mother, not my grandmother. Granted she’s from a small, conservative town, but still.

And replace them with apron options and negligees. You know angel in the kitchen and all that.

Though I haven’t commented in ages on Jez, I’ve continued to read your stories...funny, gross, disturbing, et al. It's been a laugh. Thank you. See you on Uproxx!

A recent guest on Larry Wilmore said that rape jokes are fine as long as they don’t imply that rape is a joke. I think that’s an interesting way to think about it. It takes the right comedian to make a rape joke that is funny without making light of rape itself.

Needs more Super Bowl rings.

Can you imagine what his OKC profile would sound like?

Idris says the same thing. Thinks his ‘wife’ might get mad if people believe it.

Be not afraid of useless knowledge. Some are born with useless knowledge, some achieve useless knowledge, and others have useless knowledge thrust upon them.

I want to hear more of that story. What was she doing for hours on an escalator? Was she watching everyone else walk past her? Did she sit down? I need to understand!

You run? I avoid it altogether. At home, I hold them going up and down the stairs. I’m having trouble copying and pasting what you wrote about look bigger, clothes not right, etc. But THIS. Shirts are always so blousy to accommodate them, making me look fatter. If I wear clothes tighter, then I get looks like it’s…

It’s a more complicated surgery than augmentation, isn’t it? I used to half-jokingly day I was waiting until after kids to have reduction surgery and that I’d get a lift at the same time. Now .i look at my breasts and wonder what difference would be between a reduction and a lift for me. ?To hitch them up higher would…

I found a different one after that first awful experience. She was wonderful and so supportive. Totally understanding and patient.

The thing is, you might have difficulty breastfeeding even without surgery. It’s kind of a crapshoot really. After my first was born, I had trouble and had a lactation consultant. She was HORRIBLE and MEAN. She berated me for not taking a breastfeeding class before my daughter was born. But that class would not have…

Sorry for typos. I should just have an automatic signature that says that.

I’m 34F and feel the same way. I wonder if I should start complaining about back problems. It’s so impossible to find anything that fits. Sometimes I’ll find a cute top of dress by Columbia or Title Nine and they have those stupid shelf bras built in that do nothing but make it uncomfortable. Sports bras are…

I’ll be very interested to read the New Yorker piece on TMZ. I suspect they only go easy on people who give them dirt on other celebs. I doubt any of what the New Yorker reports will be new, but it may confirm assumptions about how it works.

of course. Because I never make typos. And autocorrect never changes things into the wrong word. Ever.

I think it’s just me. I eat all the chips.