Taylor looks rediculously good. Good lord girl, get it! I don’t like the hair though, it looks very weighted on the top, but it makes her eyes look bigger and anime like so maybe yes?

I tried to upload it from my phone but it keeps giving me an error. He's very pale and scary looking and I am fake smiling out of fear because he yanked me towards him. It's pretty hilarious...now.

You guys, I’m really pissed off about the Jem movie. I...I...just can’t. I’m waiting for my burrito delivery and then I’m going to watch the original series on Netflix as they have all three seasons on right now.

8 years ago today I was diagnosed with a rare form of breast cancer at the age of twenty. Today I’m alive, healthy, and thriving. So fucking thankful.

Since the department pooled, we had a login code not a swipe card to enter and closeout orders. The code was well-known around the restaurant, so it could have been almost anyone using the card on our orders to get rewards points... There was a chance the person doing it was smart enough not to do it on their own…

That’s why I usually keep the customer copy.
(Actually, it’s because I’m a packrat and habitually shove everything in my purse, but that’s a GOOD REASON to keep the customer copy.)

I’m a burlesque performer and have had a few celebs at my shows...
David Arquette was having the best time ever! Handed every performer a tip (and sent one back with a bottle of champagne) as we walked off the stage - he was very sweet!
Jesse L Martin told me he loves me - you guys...Collins. From Rent. Loves me. I died!
…

I haven’t heard/seen tons of his stuff, but the impression I always get is that he is one of those people who is all about “True comedy comes from RAGE and MISERY and PAIN and SUFFERING and DESPAIR” (which is all well and good) but then he gets so wrapped up in that he forgets to actually be funny.

My BFF and I went to a charity standup show with Will Ferrell headlining. We had VIP tickets for after the show. It was an interesting “meet & greet” to say the least. Remember, the entire theater is cleared out now, and there are about 50 of us in this VIP lounge. If you’re in this area, you’ve paid to be there or…

My friend bit Dakota Fanning on the face. But when you hear his version, she was kinda asking for it.

Not a dick to me directly, but to my shitty ex. He deserved it.

I smoked a joint with Sam Shepard once. He took $5 off of me in a game of pool after that.

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

I think we can all safely assume that Mariah Carey, for one, knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

Sorry.

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

Or they could just take a page from Drop Dead Diva and make a Pake. Problem solved

Yup. I don’t know about the states, but here in Canada the most affected by poverty are older women, and especially single, elderly women. My MIL lives with us because she simply cannot afford her own apartment.

“I think her argument is built on the mistaken assumption that people’s economic means improve over the life course.”

Buzzkill. JK, astute response.