According to this quiz, I’m a maxi dress, so I guess i’m the worst ever.

holy fuck if I read one more thing telling me the only option for dressing a non-skinny figure is some variation of 50s pinup and listing Christine Hendricks as inspiration, my head will explode i swear to god

Yes. The problem isn’t maxi dresses, it’s that there are too many poorly cut ones made of terrible fabric out there.

I love maxi dresses. You can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

When I was pregnant last summer, long jersey maxi dresses were my lifesaver. I could wear them to the office, they fit no matter how huge my midsection grew, and they hid my huge swollen puffy ankles and feet. Don’t hate on the maxi dresses!

I am old now, aren’t I.

Let’s list people who talk about bloodlines:

Single parenthood really isn’t stigmatized for men, first of all. We demonize single mothers, but we treat single fathers like heroes.

I hear “chi-POLE-tee” a lot and it drives me fucking crazy. This word isnt goddamn hard.

If you listen to all the things that the Christian Right claims are acts of Satan and things that Satan wants, he actually sounds like a really nice, kind person.

Oy vey. First off, I’m sorry you had a breakup, that sucks and there’s never a good time for that or an easy way to move on. It just takes time.

At least you want to go for hikes. I just want to watch TV! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I completely understand your actions, it can be a really shitty and confusing time. But it's obvious that you're not there yet. And I don't think his reactions were off either. He was probably hurt and confused but he didn't try to yell or insult you or anything. So I wouldn't assign blame anywhere and just move on.

This should work, “this won’t work because the waitress is monogamous and currently in a committed relationship.” :-)

Yes, since Texas is an at-will state,*** they can fire you for blinking wrong if they feel like it, so Holcomb’s firing isn’t actually illegal.

It is My Father’s will that your entire life should be centered on Me.

I don’t hate feral cats so much as I hate cat owners who let their precious babies roam the neighbor and piss and shit on everything.

Right? The existing film is perfect. This is a terrible idea, even if I weren’t sick of remakes already.

Bad Amy for Magenta

EXACTLY how I feel. I love both the picture and stage shows and they should just leave well enough alone. No one can come close to Curry in fishnets anyways so why bother?

Yeah, for all we know, he might not even be the father. She might be a cheetah.