Sonic has them? Another reason to be annoyed that we don't have one. They have grilled cheese and tater tots and cheesy tots. I know I can make all of these things at home, but it's more fun when they do it for me. And I can usually get a 2 for 1 lime cream slush. I never know that they're having a special, but…

I like Wendy's fries dipped in a Frosty. Don't judge me either, please.

I surprised when I saw on the main page that Isha's name was under this headline...until I saw that it was a share of Mark's post. Of course it's Mark. How could there be any doubt. This is why we love you, Mark.

Recently, someone I knew discovered that bees had overtaken her house. There was honey literally dripping from the ceiling, walls, and window frames. She collected it in little pans (because she's awesome) and then they did repairs.

Didn't we recently talk about dysphoria vs. dysmorphia? And even Manning's attorney seems to have gotten the terminology confused.

Me too. I wonder if the underlying assumption is that plus size = poor.

I always add "but Mommy will catch you" to the end of rockabye baby.

I needed you 8 years ago!

I compromise with Pirate's Booty. But it's Kraft Mac n Cheese all the way for processed cheese-like sauce from a powder on noodles on for us. Quiet though or they might send CPS for me.

I have no idea what it is. This was the class that was recommended to us and it was taught by doulas. Very geared toward natural birth with no interventions. Compared to the people I grew up with, I guess I'm really hippy dippy. But where I live, they think I'm too conventional. I actually vaccinated my children!

Just curious, do you eat watermelon candy? I was just having a conversation with someone about how watermelon and watermelon candy flavors are completely different yet recognizably distinct. Is the similarity enough to keep you away from the candy? I cannot taste any watermelon in watermelon candy.

At least she has a sense of humor about it. I think I remember reading that even if rib removal were a thing that it wouldn't actually make your waist look smaller. Well, what I remember is this: "Rib removal is an urban legend. [sounds of adults on the Peanuts cartoons talking] ...and that is why rib removal is an…

You have ranked cantaloupe too high. It should be at the very bottom of the list. Are you forgetting that it is the cess pool of fruit? It's skin absorbs all the germs so even washing it before you cut it will do nothing to help you. I think of that every time I see it contaminating a fruit salad. And restaurants…

It was in a birth class. My husband and I were horrible students. Everyone took it all so seriously. They also had breathing exercises and told the women to breathe through our vaginas. I whispered to Mr. Seal that I wished I could queef on command because that would be hilarious. I'm pretty sure everyone hated us.

Someone I know just posted a pic of a bridge at the Rio Grande with a lock on it too. I can't believe this stupidity is a thing. Let us have a natural wonders spanned by the man made engineering wonder of a bridge! Leave the masterlock on your storage unit, please.

I just posted this as a response to someone else, but I think you would appreciate it so I'll repeat myself. When I was pregnant with my first and they asked me to draw the 'perfect birth' so I drew myself in a hammock sipping margaritas. The baby was being birthed elsewhere. An artificial womb would have made my…

I was thinking about when I was pregnant with my first and they asked me to draw the 'perfect birth' so I drew myself in a hammock sipping margaritas. The baby was being birthed elsewhere. An artificial womb would have made my perfect birth possible!

I would, as of now, happily and hungrily eat a bag of dicks.

I have a fuzzy memory of a server once telling me they preferred a cash tip because of credit card fees. It's been years, but it stuck with me and I have often tried to pay tips in cash just in case. It's absolutely outrageous. The business can afford to take that hit, the servers cannot.

that's frightening and incredibly presumptuous of her to think she knows your sexual activity based on her interpretation of your sexual orientation. Don't they learn in training to ask questions before they prescribe something? Geez. I'm angry for you.