She gave you a medication that you thought was BC, but it was something else?! How does this happen? Was it like the mini-pill they give to women while they're nursing that might lighten your periods, but not be very effective for BC in a non-lactating woman (I think)? What did she tell you about it? Were you very…

I had a sex ed class and everyone was so immature about it, dancing around, singing, boys harassing the girls, etc. The teacher just couldn't control the situation. Fortunately, I was able to record it and it got uploaded to youtube. But I don't think it's gotten any better.

I missed Broadchurch when it aired here and I now I can't find it anywhere! They are remaking it for American audiences with a good cast, but I'd rather watch the original first.

You are probably right. It's not perfect, but it is progress.

However, if we are getting to a point where we can make fun of ourselves without risking it being seen as permission for cis people to make fun us, that's probably progress.

Not the coffee guy, the steak guy.

Was this a misprint? Did you mean the judge was named Gordon Ramsey?

This reminds me that I started to watch The Conjuring the other night, but got scared. Has anyone seen it? Should I try to keep watching it?

OK, we get it your house is haunted. No need to go overboard with the creepy picture of the kids with the soulless eyes.

No, but you sure as hell don't leave it unlocked.

Is your local Starbucks a standalone one or inside of another store like Target or Barnes & Noble? According to an acquaintance of mine who was a Starbucks manager, the independent stores require some kind of training to ensure the consistency and quality of the product. But the ones inside other stores just license…

So glad that there was a satirical retort like that. It was just begging for a more realistic ending.

Who does he think he is anyway, a monogrammed thermos salesman?!

It sounds good to me. It's only weird if you squeeze it!

That makes more sense. I thought maybe you were buying grocery store coleslaw and then going to that much trouble when it would be easier to do it yourself. FYI, that's totally something my sister would do because the idea of making anything herself would confound her and she can't be bothered to notice that you can…

Can't you just make it with less sugar and mayo? Or do you mean you do it at restaurants? Seems like a lot of trouble. I just wouldn't order it if I didn't like the way they make it.

When I read the first one I wondered if maybe he has a spectrum disorder, in which case having things be the same all the time might be important for him. It makes me sad if that's the case because then he gets added to the list of bad customers who make the staff mad when he's just trying to live his life the only…

I feel like someone made this for her once to make fun of her, just to see if she'd believe them. And now she orders it everywhere because she thinks it's an authentic dry latte just like they drink in Italy.

I have a weird thing about condiments touching other people's hands and then going back onto my plate, so this is also NOT OKAY for me. I can't imagine wanting the server to hand squeeze your food like that. Gross, especially since you know they hate doing it and might sabotage it. Remember that scene from…