LooseSasquatch
LooseSasquatch
LooseSasquatch

Are you saying that, when it comes to Armageddon, you don’t wanna miss a thing?

Brady did order those gameballs deflated. His assistant’s text messages are incontrovertable (to a rational person). It’s clear Brady ordered his footballs to be deflated to his comfort level even though it was below regulation.

If there was any justice in the world the Patriots would go 4-0 and then end the season 4-12.

They were underinflated. The fact that Pats homers went on endlessly about PSI and air temperature and the ideal gas law doesn’t change the overwhelming evidence. And now, that’s going to be part of Brady’s legacy forever.

But it is really funny to think living, breathing individuals can delude themselves into thinking

Professional athlete who grips and flings footballs for a living accepts punishment for using air pressure modified football which he claims he didn’t notice, but which anyone else who wasn’t “in” on it did notice.

*turns on Boston radio*

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Who gets to decide what’s right or wrong? The rulers do, and whatever you do can be seen as a threat.

As a former 6th grade boy, allow me to apologize for perpetuating this rumor well into high school. Sometime around senior year though, when another guy tried dissing my hookup with “they call her tuck and fuck, since her pussy’s so stretched out” I casually offered, “well, maybe you just needed a bigger dick, Tom...”

This is going to be like explaining to someone who has never slept what it feels like to fall asleep, but I’ll try anyway.

This is ok. It's also way easier than teaching basketball players how to shoot basketballs.

“aw shucks...I was just about to learn how to shoot" -DeAndre Jordan

Yesterday I was driving in the left lane of a 4 lane highway (2 lanes each way) when the right-lane driver came upon a cyclist in the right lane. Without looking she moved over 3/4 of the way into my lane, forcing me into oncoming traffic. I briefly went left-of-center enough to brake hard and slot back into my lane

This drives me crazy. I’ll ask my husband if he wants something and he’ll tell me no because he hates leftovers. But the minute I sit down with my oven-heated leftovers he wants to pick off my plate. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to reheat stuff in an oven. Go use the microwave and leave my food alone.

If you’re going to remake a beloved movie, you better do it well. And NOTHING they’ve done has led us to believe they did it well.

I’ve had some misgivings about this movie - not the fact that they’re all female but more about it being a reboot rather than a continuation. I was born the year the original came out, loved the cartoons; I think the sequel might have been the first live action movie I saw in the theaters. If they actually called this

Admitted to legally carrying a weapon and following the officers instructions to show his license? Real threatening.

It’s funny because I carried for a long while and dealt with traffic stops and police officers many times. I’ve never had a gun in my face. I’ve never had an officer draw on me. I’ve had officers respond

Good, depressing point.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely