I’ve got an easy method I use all the time: be 6'6" and use your femur as a wedge to prevent the seat from going back. This is what happens whenever I don’t get an exit row seat (and those can’t recline). . .

That’s the real problem for me. I really wish that only personal foul penalties on the defense came with an automatic 1st down. The only offensive penalty that comes with a loss of downs is intentional grounding. . .

Nah, you got it all right except the last bit: Jim would absolutely never vote and feel justified in doing so and probably let everyone know about it as well. . .

As a Seattle Sonics fan, I hope that team burns and I’m literally relishing the thought of them tanking for years to come. . . 

As someone bigger and taller than Cam Newton, um, fuck no. It would take a helluva lot more than $1500 for a 10 hr Trans-Atlantic flight. Also, I am not a Panthers fan, so no discount... 

Leave it to the NFL to come up with a way to pull agonizing defeat from the jaws of victory. . . 

The best ones I’ve found are these O’Neill Men’s Superfreak Stretch Swim Boardshorts. They look pretty good and they’re extremely comfortable with 4 way stretch fabric and a waist tie. They also offer very good sun blocking and are really quick drying.

The best ones I’ve found are these O’Neill Men’s Superfreak Stretch Swim Boardshorts. They look pretty good and…

So a number of years ago Snyder decoded to clear-cut protected trees on federal land so his mansion in Potomac would have a nice view of the river and used his power and influence to both get away without any repercussions and help nearly ruin the life of the federal investigator who tried to take him down for it. 

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. . .”

As a person who doesn’t vote, I’m pretty sure if voting were compulsory, that you’d get some pretty weird results. . . 

Probably not for president, but it matters a TON for things like House of Reps or state government where all minorities are combined into one weirdly shaped unit for the purposes of voting in Reps, so the state effectively will have way more representation than it should or would if drawn geographically.

I mean, I grew 6 inches in 10 weeks between leaving 7th and starting 8th grade, does that not fit your narrative?

This is our go-to move. Find a Chick-Fil-A on the route (assuming it’s not on a Sunday) and stop for 45 mins so the kids can run around screaming in the playground and somehow also shove several chicken nuggets in their face hole.

While I agree with you in principle, in many of these cases the physical evidence is lacking and it really becomes “he said, she said”. If the whole case was down to her word, there unfortunately isn’t much they can do at trial without her testimony. It’s why too many guys get away with it...

I’m 6'6 and the same size (though I’m down 45lbs so maybe not anymore? I guess it doesn’t make my shoulders any smaller) as your husband. I managed to get my company to pay for my business trip to Australia and get me business class tickets with the pod seat that folds down into a bed. Man, that was the best…

I mean, I think the problem wasn’t that he was mobile, it’s that he was unwilling, or more likely it seems, unable to properly avoid contact on his runs. Cam Newton’s big enough to get away with it, and Russell Wilson’s smart enough to do it carefully and avoid taking hits and well, Kaepernick is out of the league for…

As a Seahawks fan at that same game, I was also amazed that he was still in the game at that point. While I think his major injury happened on that play, he had aggravated something much earlier and was playing like shit after about the middle of the 2nd quarter.

I love your work, but just wanted to point out that the difference between the 2 dashcams isn’t just 4 degrees at the high end, but the much more important difference between -4 degrees and 32 degrees. Much of the US (and world) endures freezing temperatures in the winter, so that might be a much more common…

I love your work, but just wanted to point out that the difference between the 2 dashcams isn’t just 4 degrees at…

Just an FYI: Write-Pat is likely referring to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, which I believe is located in Ohio. . .

I’m sorry, when talking about the best kid’s sports team snack, you got the capri sun right, but how did you forget Kudos? Those were the best and any parent that brought those were champions in my late 80s-early 90s soccer games. . .