The only time I’ve ever struck another human being in my life was in high school when a boy came up behind me and grabbed my ass, giving both cheeks a squeeze. I whirled around and clocked him on the nose. He actually fell, clutching his injured schnozz. I just stared because I was shocked he had touched me, and…

This kind of reminds me of a time a super hot guy slapped me on the ass at a concert and I was pissed because if he’d just said hello like a human I would have given him permission to slap me on the ass in private later.

Last time I went to the club a guy asked me to dance, so I did and in the middle of dancing he just casually rested his hand on my breasts. Like, yep, we danced half a song, I guess this is what happens now. When I walked away my friend was like ‘It seemed like you were okay with it.’

If Green plays in Game 4 and the Warriors eventually take the series, the “This league is fixed!” shouts may never stop coming from Oklahoma City.

Draymond: THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

I like the idea of a limited number of IBB’s/game. Never really thought about it and I don’t think you see too many anyway, but it would be neat. Just hard to enforce with the “pitch around” walk. Though I suppose that just increases the risk of screwing up and throwing a wild pitch if you’d already done away with the…

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

This seems like it would have been a great chance to just say nothing. I can’t conceive of a possible statement that makes Barron or PSU look good.

They screw it up mostly because there is nowhere near enough time on those shows to actually use one.

They screw it up mostly because there is nowhere near enough time on those shows to actually use one.

He didn’t disrespect her, though. He was not obligated to tell her. They are not friends off the air.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away. It’s a vagina! And a living breathing woman is willing to let you look at it, and maybe even touch it or put something in it!

Is it laziness? How can you not just lock yourself in a gym during the offseason with a shooting coach. How can a professional not hit at least 70%?

Come on, it’s not like the term “student-athlete” was devised simply to deprive college athletes of the benefits of paid employees.

Spearing an opposing player: Two games.

Interesting fact the black eye you can see was given to him by his victim’s sister (who was an ex-girlfriend of his) who punched him in the face after her sister told her what had happened. I say for all of us. Good.

This, completely. I said to my husband when this came out (we’re in MA, it’s been on the news constantly) that if that were my son, I’d be so, so angry with him and his stupid ass would be at home where it was supposed to be and if you don’t like it, I’m done paying for your legal defense, have fun in prison.

Seattle fan here. How the crowd would react to A-Rod depends on the Mariners’ winning percentage at the time of his visit.