Ahhhh the inevitable “could you reach”. I once had someone get all pissy and say something like “well you are tall you are supposed to reach things for people since you are closer”. He didn’t like my reply of “You are short and I don’t expect you pick up garbage since you are you closer”.

True.

The “catching your eye” and “careful product placement” reminds me of a marketing trick that kind’a freaked me out the first time I learned about it. Cereals marketed for children (Frosted Flakes, Cap’n Crunch, etc.) have characters on the boxes that look down. That way when they’re placed on the shelf, they can make…

BTW, I do not understand people in grocery aisles with carts. I manage to park mine on the side when I’m grabbing something so others can get by. And if it was in the middle of the aisle, I’d keep an eye on it and move it if it was blocking someone. But 99% of the twats in my grocery store seem absolutely oblivious to…

Music performance majors take classes that help them perform music better. Dance majors take dance classes. Theater majors take theater classes.

As long as a program allows players to take advantage of their scholarship and pursue a “real” degree if they want, I have no problem with paper classes for those athletes who would rather not be in school.

Tucking your undershirt into your underwear is the best way to keep your shirt tucked in neatly. I know it sounds savage, but it’s the layering that makes it—undershirt goes down, underwear goes up, shirt goes down, pants go up. As someone who is obsessed with keeping shirts from ballooning out, this is the best way…

I gave a presentation to our VP of Compliance in my athletic socks and carpenter jeans. It’s the same shit I wear to work every day. I think I’d set myself on fire if I had to daily wear Business Casual again in my life.

Agree. Hanes black crew socks. Same as the athletic socks, but black. Works for every occasion except (a) w/ shorts (b) when you need navy socks to go with brown clothes. Dockers makes a comfy thick navy sock.

are you one of those guys whos pants are too short so we can always see your socks?

It depends on the venue. If it’s a charity gala then I wear dark socks that I keep in a top drawer, formal shoes still shiny from underuse, a coat and formal overcoat, and a bowtie. If it’s a restaurant that advertises then name of its chef then I wear dressy jeans, dress socks and a pair of intermediately dressy…

Although it is that the tuition and the education aren’t valuable, since the same assholes who say, “Oh, we don’t need to pay them real money because we’re giving them an EDUCATION!” are the ones saying, “Kid, shut up and go for a degree in Independent Studies in Sports Health, we can’t have you spending all your damn…

I’ve been told by just about every stripper I’ve met that I have a perfect dick.

DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT NOT HAVING A BIG ENOUGH DICK BRO? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW IT IS BELOW AVERAGE IN LENGTH AND GIRTH IT IS JUST ABOVE AVERAGE IN FLEXIBILITY AND BANGING. ALL MY PREVIOUS HOOKUPS HAVE COMMENTED ON THE SIZE OF MY PENIS’ BANGING ABILITY AND FRANKLY THE FACT YOU CANT SEE IT MEANS YOU SHOULD GET…

Dear Literally Anyone Who Ever Makes A Batman Film In The Future,

So the fact that Duke seems to have a Houdini-like ability to avoid NCAA violations has nothing to do with it?See Maggette, Duhon, Lance Thomas.

Here’s the problem- Hillary is a corporate tool. I fully plan on voting for her if she wins and it’s her or Trump/Cruz. But it’s a giant douche/turd sandwich situation, as far as I can see from the K-12 education standpoint.

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

In that case, you probably need an ebook reader that can read ePub, which the Kindle cannot, although I heard there are workarounds with Calibre.

In that case, you probably need an ebook reader that can read ePub, which the Kindle cannot, although I heard there…