You mean like this gem?

“What’s wrong honey?”

In a disruptive economy, I think airbnj has a nice sound.

YASSSS. So two summers ago my (now) fiance got invited to a wedding for a really distant friend he hadn’t seen much since high school. We were perplexed by the invite but decided to go. The wedding was really weird (first dance was “Purple Stuff” and these people were band nerds) and awkward (white MOH “rapped” her…

When I was a kid we went to the wedding of someone on my mother’s side of the family. We never saw that side, so myself and my siblings only knew maybe 3 people in attendance. I think my sister was about 17 at the time. She had been making eyes at some random guy, and then they started hanging out on the dance floor.…

If you’re smart (or at least, good at taking tests), high school is ridiculously easy WITHOUT applying yourself. The problem, at lesat for me, was that college WASN’T easy and I had no idea how to study or even put in effort. Took me a while.

Okay, this isn’t a hook up, but a story of a guy who wanted to hook up with me at a wedding (so typical, cause I was a bridesmaid). So, it’s the reception time and I’m dancing my ass off. This cute guy starts dancing around me, and then he says the best pick up line I’ve ever heard: “I can’t dance, but I sure can…

There is no khaki fetish porn.

You’d break into the Patriots’ computers only to discover you’d actually hacked a dummy system set up specifically to attract and trap enterprising hackers. All their important information is stored in card catalogue form and stored in Belichick’s office/bedroom/bathroom/basement which are all the same room.

I considered making more Kinja accounts so that you could have all the stars.

“There was LeBron, in one instance I witnessed from right behind the bench, shaking his head vociferously in protest after one play Blatt drew up in the third quarter of Game 5, amounting to the loudest nonverbal scolding you could imagine.”

Using “ask” as a noun. That’s the new one that kills me. “So, what’s the ask here?” THAT’S NOT A REAL QUESTION.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

My experience in the service industry has taught me the best way to piss off an asshole is to remain polite as possible. Probably the only time I smiled working at Six Flags or Dunkin’ was telling someone to have a nice day.

Yeah, women athletes can’t compete with men on the same level. They just can’t. It’s not sexist to say - it’s just a fact. Elite women athletes can beat non-elite male athletes, for sure. I have played against D1 women’s college players before, and I was about the same skill level as they were, on average. Their best…

The latter option is kind of almost impossible because of the way courts are designed. Besides to that end, you’d need to raise the men’s hoop and extend the court for the same reasons and they’ll never do that either. Let’s not act like the men’s game is some watchable sporting paradise, because it’s the opposite.

Baseball: Computer called balls and strikes. This can used for check swing / swing and miss calls as well.

this can’t be a real opinion?

NFL - Any player who is drafted by a team and has spent 8 or more (continuous) years on that team becomes exempt from counting towards the salary cap

If I ruled the NBA...

1. Put two expansion teams in the West, one in Seattle and one wherever I got the best bid (I imagine Vegas). Move Memphis to the Eastern Conference and realign.

2. Mandate over the course of the next decade that every NBA franchise must own a D League affiliate. Even if the affiliates themselves…