I was an involuntary stay at home dad while I looked for a job, and the playground shit (while not nearly as bad as you described) was still ridiculous.

Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said they’re trying to address it, calling the military “a learning organization.”

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

Deadspin has a giant hard-on for general fuckery. Whether that means taunting Goodell, making fun of the way MLB has handled their PED problem, or the way that ESPN is apparently run, they openly mock entities that act crazy.

As the father of an 8 month old, I face this dilemma very often. I have no problem leaving my daughter in the car for the 30 seconds it takes to get the mail (communal mailbox) but I have yet to leave her in the car while I run into a gas station for a drink or something along those lines. I have not done this not…

I thought I was the only one! I like them just fine in sauces, but I can’t stand eating them whole, cooked or raw. It’s a shame as I think they add a lot of color to dishes.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I would poison whoever I had to to stop the Seahawks from drafting Rick Mirer or Dan McGuire.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.

I would rather see a culling of cable channels, particularly those that have lost their way and no longer show programming serving their original mandate.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

The people insisting “dipped” is at all self-explanatory and the rest of us are morons for not knowing this bizarro regionalism are making me want to set something on fire.

Yep, I can’t think of another profession in this country where refusing to do your goddamn job is given an exemption like that. They should either fill the scrips or lose their licenses. Simples.

We used to call it "Tiny Emperor Syndrome." Because you are so powerless on the bottom rung, when you figure out a way to move up one, even if it's just to something pointless like "shift supervisor" all the New! Shiny! Power! goes to your head and you lose your damn mind and turn into Mussolini, because BY GOD THE…

I got super-excited because the P.F. Changs by my old place in Rockville, Maryland, was next to a Borders, and I could TOTALLY picture somebody pulling that kind of scene there, and I was like "OOOOOHHH OHOOOOHOOH WHITE FLINT MALL, RIGHT??!?!?!?" and then quickly realized that there's probably some law that mandated…

I love these boxer briefs by Under Armour 6" BoxerJock.

I love these boxer briefs by Under Armour 6" BoxerJock.

FedEx field is one of the worst places in the entire country.

Zone defense is currently legal in the NBA. Teams don’t use it much because NBA players and offenses can too easily beat it after a couple of possessions to adjust, but it’s been legal since the NBA got rid of the “illegal defense” penalty and replaced it with defensive 3 seconds.

Yeeeeep. Unfortunately the abusive nature of the police in SC is locally well known. It's also really inadvisable to be a woman alone around them. My friend had a Lexington cop approach her at a traffic stop with his gun drawn, ordered her out of the car, kept shouting for her to submit to a search, and kept…