Using “ask” as a noun. That’s the new one that kills me. “So, what’s the ask here?” THAT’S NOT A REAL QUESTION.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

My experience in the service industry has taught me the best way to piss off an asshole is to remain polite as possible. Probably the only time I smiled working at Six Flags or Dunkin’ was telling someone to have a nice day.

Almost no guy.

For real tho, I am kind of in love with @baileyanns.

Yeah, women athletes can’t compete with men on the same level. They just can’t. It’s not sexist to say - it’s just a fact. Elite women athletes can beat non-elite male athletes, for sure. I have played against D1 women’s college players before, and I was about the same skill level as they were, on average. Their best…

The latter option is kind of almost impossible because of the way courts are designed. Besides to that end, you’d need to raise the men’s hoop and extend the court for the same reasons and they’ll never do that either. Let’s not act like the men’s game is some watchable sporting paradise, because it’s the opposite.

Baseball: Computer called balls and strikes. This can used for check swing / swing and miss calls as well.

this can’t be a real opinion?

NFL - Any player who is drafted by a team and has spent 8 or more (continuous) years on that team becomes exempt from counting towards the salary cap

If I ruled the NBA...

1. Put two expansion teams in the West, one in Seattle and one wherever I got the best bid (I imagine Vegas). Move Memphis to the Eastern Conference and realign.

2. Mandate over the course of the next decade that every NBA franchise must own a D League affiliate. Even if the affiliates themselves…

I was an involuntary stay at home dad while I looked for a job, and the playground shit (while not nearly as bad as you described) was still ridiculous.

Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said they’re trying to address it, calling the military “a learning organization.”

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

Deadspin has a giant hard-on for general fuckery. Whether that means taunting Goodell, making fun of the way MLB has handled their PED problem, or the way that ESPN is apparently run, they openly mock entities that act crazy.

As the father of an 8 month old, I face this dilemma very often. I have no problem leaving my daughter in the car for the 30 seconds it takes to get the mail (communal mailbox) but I have yet to leave her in the car while I run into a gas station for a drink or something along those lines. I have not done this not…

I thought I was the only one! I like them just fine in sauces, but I can’t stand eating them whole, cooked or raw. It’s a shame as I think they add a lot of color to dishes.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I would poison whoever I had to to stop the Seahawks from drafting Rick Mirer or Dan McGuire.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.