Then again, Hector's hardly your typical lax bro. Just take a look at his stance on Greek life.

Please, Gary Williams does that while walking ONTO the court.

I can't decide if Schefter or Florio is a bigger NFL pawn. Peter King is a more oblivious version of Jerry/Gary/Larry/Terry Gergich, so he gets a pass in my book, but those other two seem so intent on staying in the spotlight that they regurgitate whatever is put before them.

Man, I've never worked in a restaurant but I HAVE had some shitty customer service jobs.

Oh no, that is clearly a grown Jeffrey Maier.

Yeah...depends on what was done, whether it's a pattern, the level of physical risk in play, whether he's a really good true friend or just a part of the group that if not disliked is at least regarded by everyone to be in the bottom half of it...lotta variables in play.

This has come up sometimes in conversation between me and my friends. "So if a fight breaks out you won't have my back?!?" I usually say "depends if you are being an asshole, sometimes people need to get their ass handed to them from time to time"

In high school, about 15 of us headed to Salt Lake City for the national DECA competition, and unfortunately, our state drew the short straw on hotels. Our dungeon was the Quality Inn, and it has put me off on Quality Inns ever since.

Dammit! I missed this one!

Okay so I recently had a horrible bed bug scare and learned SO MANY THINGS you're supposed to do in a hotel room.

Despite years and years of playing basketball, I had never been the best athlete. I was always tall so despite my relative lack of athleticism, I was able to dunk with relative ease, but it was never anything worth getting excited about. However, one day that was all about to change.

Oh god. I wish there was a reverse Yelp. Or that shaming asshole customers were more possible. It was specialty retail, not food service, but I have a Yelp story.

I have already decided something a long time ago: if you're mean to people in a position of service (waitors, bellboys, pedicurists, maids, etc) you are a horrible person. It takes a lot of humility to serve other people in any way, bring them plates, serve them food, wash their feet, clip their dirty toenails, clean…

"I was supposed to call a play that didn't put the ball in the air in front of the middle of a heavy-traffic goal line, especially given the mismatches between our receivers and their secondary. But when the time came to make the call to Russell's headset, my mind went blank."

Sometimes the customer needs to be wrong, for the betterment of society as a whole. Bad managers and store practices are doing a disservice to humanity.

"What's in the pesto?"

I'm always completely thrown off when you get to a question that you have no viable words to answer with, like "what does basil taste like?". You're down the basics of language here. You just have no words, we've gotten to the end of the adjective list and we're done.

It tastes like green. Which is lucky, because he's probably allergic to red.

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…