Wait a second... Is this the only sure fire way to get somebody banished from Seattle?

And they didn't take 10 years to tell us how they met her, too.

Come on now. Everyone knows that cut toast releases powerful and potentially deadly gluten fumes.

I probably love the Highlander franchise more than is healthy for a person living in 2015 and not the 1980s, but I still think rebooting the movie is silly. Dumb, even. The first movie was fun, but it was also a love letter to '80s music videos, so... how's that going to work? (And is it worth doing sans a Queen…

The reason it happens as much as it does with no significant outrage? Because so many people think "that will never be me or someone I care about".

If you honestly have to ask, you probably won't acknowledge the answer but here it goes.

The GM and Something Something President of my favorite team, who when he was "promoted" to that position this past offseason, said something along the lines that he was the one to blame for any problems going forward, that fans could demand answers from him.

The media should be happy for that because you're right, this does give them more ink to spill than any of the stock standard answers.

I saw a super drunk, Affliction-ed out dude recently at a clubby spot in nyc who was so damn thirsty for this one "hype girl" (a girl you see in clubs who is basically paid to be there to be hot.) And, shockingly, she just wouldn't talk to him; ignored all his embarrassing advances, wasn't having any of it. So he…

I just can't understand the entitlement of some of the sportswriters. No journalist is entitled to answers; they're entitled to ask questions. There's no NFLFOIA.

Too many people have this attitude and its a huge part of the problem. I'll admit I had about the same views on this sort of stuff (I'm not a drug trafficker, what do I care?) until I was a victim of a Federal civil asset forfeiture even though I was never charged with a crime (in fact one agent readily admitted to me…

Just so we're clear: grab balls = fine, possibly yardage penalty in the Super Bowl; deflate balls = deferred, meaningless punishment, if anything at all.

I fail to see how any of your points relate to deflategate.

Anyone else starting to get a late 70s decaying Soviet Union vibe from ESPN? Bloated, monolithic, lumbering—decades past any early energy or creativity. The creaky Politburo believes its own propaganda, and expects comrades & dissidents alike to swallow the party-line Pravda.

Don't baseball dudes grab their crotches all the time? What the hell, doesn't football have a player's union?

Lynch should do a Senate-style filibuster on Media Day. Just stand at a podium and read a phone book or something like that for the entire duration of the time that he is required to be there.

As a Bears fan, I watched Devin Hester do many great things, but I must also remember him getting slammed by Josh Brown as well.

Brown took him down so damn hard then immediately popped back to his feet to let out a battle cry of celebration that Clay Matthews wishes he could match.

It's for the fans!!! #Seahawks

Forget the injuries of Richard Sherman and Aaron Rodgera. Mason Crosby showed true grit making all those kicks with such a bad case of camel toe.

I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family. My parents weren't abusive, and I don't actively dislike them or anything, but...I just don't want to be around them. Like, almost ever. I have one or two things in common with my…