Yeah that's how depression works- it's a chemical imbalance not just having a bad day

American cheese is also the ONLY cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich. Whenever I see a menu with a gouda/havarti dill/colby jack/ pepper cheddar grilled cheese, I want to flog the chef with the 18 dollars they want me to spend on that sandwich.

Krispy Kreme is too sugary, do not like. Give me a dunkin donut or random donut shop donut any day over a krispy kreme. 

Did anyone else read “glaze waterfall” and IMMEDIATELY think of Augustus Gloop? Why has no one at Krispy Kreme (a brand clearly inferior to Dunkin) watched Willy Wonka??

That’s nice, but a Christmas song written by a nice Jewish man who was born in Russia sold 50 million copies in one version alone. Sure, it predated Billboard, but it still wins.

Christian Bale may be the best Batman but Michael Keaton is the best Bruce Wayne.

Viceland. Pretty sure she’s an executive producer. She helped found Broadly, their women’s interest site, but that didn’t work out. Aka I’m a stalkery fuckin’ weirdo that knows way too much about a stranger’s life. In my defense she’s a fellow taurean herpetic clean freak so she’s basically my hero.

We’d already been gifted with the best possible reimagining of Nancy Drew. It was called Veronica Mars and it was taken for granted and thrown out like some Hugh Jackmen led musical.

Would that make them BOOBEES?

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Ever read a Kinsey Milhone book? Sue Grafton pretty much redescribes Kinsey’s clever little house with all its sailboat-like interior features the same way in each novel. I think she was ahead of the tiny house curve.

I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

My husband and I have a running joke...the tiny house trend will inevitably lead to the home owners falling into murderous rages. Then ID will have a new show... “Tiny Homicide.”

“Scruples” was the SHIT.

Did you ever watch the TV movie with Enrico as Giovanni and Gina Gershon as Donnatella? She was AMAZING (as always)

Thank you! I knew he looked familiar but I couldn’t peg who I thought it was. And now I’m sad that it’s not.

"annoying but also endearing" is also how i feel about her enunciation. "wriTTen by karina longworth - that's me!"

I like cats, but not that much.