Dude, I’m right there with you!

Where the heck is Tracie these days?

I disagree. When my last boyfriend and I broke up (amicably), he already had a place to live lined up. It stung a bit, but it made everything much easier and helped us make a clean break, which saved our friendship.

That is LITERALLY what I thought when I read that pointless bully post yesterday!

Whaaaat?!? No! I must find this! Gina Gershon gives me life.

Aw, man! I totally thought that was Enrico Colantoni playing Versace. Sad trombone.

Is this it? Seems like they still have it in small: https://www.shopflyjane.com/collections/jumpsuits-rompers/products/corianne-wide-leg-denim-jumpsuit

Cap Ass!

How funny! It’s an ivory Queen’s Ware oval platter. I love it, I use it all the time!

Martha by Mail was the bomb! Such better quality than her Macy’s stuff. I have a Wedgewood platter I got on sale from her 10+ years ago that’s amazing!

I would say it makes more sense to wait four months for a “boring” basic dress—a trendy one could go out of style by then! ;)

Easy: just change your name to Oprah! ;)

Everyone knows the real way to impress your date is to order them fish-flavored pancakes during dinner rush. DUH.

Don’t be ridiculous, even the holodeck on the Enterprise didn’t work correctly most of the time. :)

Heh. “Take a bow, you did most of the work yourself! Oh. Wait.” ;)

Next time he says that, say: “And the first thing she noticed was your insecurity.” Then nod and look at his dick.

I cannot stop laughing at this! !!!

Not sure if anyone here is interested, but this article inspired me to look into making my own damn Lilly Pulitzer dress (Rosemary’s Baby, shift dresses are awesome!). I wrote about it here and linked to this post. Fuck Target or paying $200! https://lizzbert.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/mak…

Ha ha ha! Jinx! ;)

I was in my mid-twenties and had just moved to Massachusetts. My friend and I were visiting Boston when two dudes drove by and one yelled, “Sit on my face!” at me. I shouted back, “Why, is your nose longer than your dick?” The other dude burst out laughing as they drove away.