You'd think with Rose out for the season and the Deng trading that at least somebody on the Bulls would give up trying to win that 2011 Title by now.

But certainly worth your time to go half-assed social media on him.

I'm just 'bout that Fireball, boss.

No wonder Richard Sherman had to be carted off the field. Stepping on Lego hurts like a bitch.

Probably not a great idea for New Mexico to get on this list. If you put a little disc over their state everyone is bound to freak the fuck out.

BEEFTANK!

I haven't seen a dead horse get beaten this bad since watching Peyton Manning last night. Thanks, ESPN!

I challenge people to read all of them.

GOLD TEETH MODE

BRIEF MODE

SPEAKING THE LEAST MODE

Pulp fiction, everybody. PULP fiction. PULP.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

likes Jack Threads on Facebook

I assume the invitations for the commenters was, uh, lost in the mail. No hard feelings, Deadspin.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

Call Wes Welker and You'll Teach Him All About Football