This book actually came out in 2012, and I read it earlier this year actually. Picture my confusion when I see, “you can preorder...” a book I checked out from my public library.

I am firm in the spot where all three are shaded pretty heavily and I can confirm all three definitely get their fair share of use.

You start as zelda during every match, and there are no rules for transformations.

I always wanted to be a Blake Griffin.

No

NFL: Not for profit organization.

Impressed that hasn't already happened to you

Is it just me or have I missed the fact that Goodell's bro is gay until now?

And then getting dumped by your sister.

Can confirm: The zipline was actually really cool.

RIP

I need to a stick a meat thermometer in the thing to get it right.

Probably has something to do with him having his own brand of vodka.

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His brain just got the bess of him.

"Is that a quote?"

Andrew Luck Shaves His Beard Because It Is So Hot At Australian Open.

Too easy.

tl;dr