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Player 8, Player 1, Player 5, Player 6 and Player 11

Underrated note to this story: A Sports Center anchor gave himself a better nickname than Nick Young did.

Hopefully the same dude who painted that floor.

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

Yeah, but it does make all those empty red seats pop.

I'm guessing the Seahawks weren't the only ones who wanted the non-controversial Russell Wilson to be the hero. Imagine the look on Roger Goodell's face when Marshawn Lynch asked him on live TV about the perma-fines.

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

If you ever start a sentence with "I know I'm going to come across as a dick," you should probably log off instead of completing the sentence.

"1:11 An enigmatic smirk from Marshawn Lynch as he returns to the sideline."

Worst of all, this can keep him out of the Hall of Fame one day because it happened on the field and not in some New Orleans hotel room.

+1

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

That second question seems redundant.

We already offered him a job.

"If a player wasn't as good as he is, it wouldn't be a snub when he didn't make the Pro Bowl roster."

It was even uglier in the stands as the Memphis and BYU coaches' wives carried on the violence. outnumbered 6 to 1 the Memphis wives didn't stand a chance

If anyone can provide further footage of the throw and it's perpetrator, there is currently a reward. Please send tips to barians@arizonacardinals.com and some one may be able to collect a contract for the rest of the year.