If only all smartphone comments discussions ended this way *wipes tear from eye*

So what you're saying is: iphones are SO good, people will pay wads of hard-earned cash on top of the normal selling price just to get one early, and some people are willing to spend time to make this happen, and in getting an up-price, they are basically payed a wage! Everybody wins!

You may want to go see a doctor.

can't wait for the 15 minute cutscene that explores this dog's sexual past and associated traumas

At the end of the game the wolf eats her and becomes Sniper Wolf!

I should have made a bet on how long it would take someone to post this. I was going to say within 45 seconds.

I <3 Conan

Game still fails to look appealing to me though.

OK, now make it dual boot Android and I'm in.

My first 40 turns would probably look similar to the ones in Civ 5:

Privacy was Snapchat's primary selling point. I think people know better than to take Facebook's word on ANYTHING when it comes to privacy. Anything you send with that app will be copied, stored indefinitely, made available to law enforcement and intelligence agencies, and sold to the highest bidder.

You may not be alone but you're definitely all weird. I can't do it. I always make a guy.

So... why are people playing Minecraft on a console again?

I'm gonna set an antelope loose in my girlfriend's apartment and see what happens. Now that's how you encourage it.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEy!!!!!!!!

Hmm, yeah, you might be right. Anyway it's alien, it's bad and they are going to do nasty things to us.

YOU try finding a picture of an underwater train that isn't a sloppy joke.

Beats by Dre are more profitable than Beats by Chris Brown.

I have already contacted your mother in regards to this pedestrian attempt at trolling. I hope you enjoy being grounded.

You're not doing it right.