Really? Because I was being totally serious. No. Sarcasm. Here.

The drugs that didn’t appear on the x ray. Right.

Still beats the 405.

What’s not to understand? It’s a less efficient subway system that requires you to provide your own expensive-ass car which must be painstakingly retrofitted with training wheels, travels slower than freeway traffic on the surface, has limited destinations, and allows you to experience the existential thrill of what…

What’s not to understand? It’s a less efficient subway system that requires you to provide your own expensive-ass car which must be painstakingly retrofitted with training wheels, travels slower than freeway traffic on the surface, has limited destinations, and allows you to experience the existential thrill of what…

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

The father of a friend of mine was a manager at an auto supplier in MI. He made serious money in the 80's. Same thing happened to him. He was doing a legitimate transaction and the bank acted funny about it. He withdrew ecery penny on the spot and took it to the small black owned bank literally across the street. He…

My mother wrote a check to her landscaper and she got a call from the bank when he tried to cash it. She gave them attitude over the phone (“yes, I wrote him that check for that amount, what is the problem?” in her icy code-switch voice) and they stumbled and apologized to HER, but I doubt they apologized to him.

What the fuck.

That little lens-flare/reflection in the video seems to be some sort of optical effect from the engines of the Soyuz rocket, though I have no idea how the optics work to do that. But the pattern is the exact same, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence. Anyone have any idea about how this works?

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

I bet it’s an absolute shitstorm going down at uber HQ right now, wherever that may be.

Love that he's the only one who died. More terrorists should aspire to his example.

So long as we keep them from leaking onto the internet.

Would love for this to turn into something that can record our dreams

She married me so I question her sanity daily, and we don’t even have iwatches....

Did y’all at least chill tho?

...other then battery life and cost, how would they not be? They can have any watch face you desire... cool graphics, and interface with the common, underutilized, and ~$600 computer so many people carry around.

Really? I completely recommend reading it.