most single celled animals are smarter than honey boo boo

It is official, The Honey Badger is smarter than Honey Boo Boo.

They should sell these in the Ramen noodles isle.

You don't really need to look too far.... it just needs a little more time to arrange the junk out there....

Did you read the paper?

Kanye, is that you?

I'd hate to be the couple that walks in, sits down, and hears, "I'm sorry. We cannot help you."

These probably are fake but this article shows zero evidence as to how you came to this conclusion. I guess I'll just take your word for it. Great article.

That was the follow-up to "20 Yards to the Outhouse," by Will E. Makeit

You have watched A Bug's Life too many times.

Ice, natures constitpation.

Why else would I buy one?

HEEELLLL no.
Its the same reason why people who are 'on-call' arent supposed to do things like drink: Worst case scenarios.

There are satellites that can allegedly peak over the shoulder of a guy sitting on a park bench and see what he's reading and yet we have a jumbo jet vanishing into thin air and no one knows where the hell it is?

Incidentally, for anyone not au fait with scientific. terminology as used in the video, "sigma" refers to standard deviations in statistics and is a way of measuring the chance of something just being statistical fluctuation. "5-sigma" means there is a 0.0000003 chance that the result is a random fluctuation in the…

um... 2.45 GHz is the same as the inside of your microwave oven... There is going to be a transmission lobe out of the back of this antenna... That can't be a healthy thing to have hanging that close to your skin...

more like "vagillian years"