Perhaps the most unfathomable thing in all of sports is that there are still thousands of people who will pay lots of money to an evil shitbag to watch a terrible team go 3-13.

Yes, it’s exactly what we need!

What needs to be underscored about that attack on the black guy was that it was absolutely racially motivated. That the three assailants even admitted that it was racially motivated to the police when they arrived.

Nice to see Milton Bradley is taking it easy in retirement.

The Warriors are so good, they've already announced they'll be solving California's drought crisis by bringing the city of Cleveland's tears back with them.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Exactly why lane splitting is stupid and unnecessary.

I’d strongly suggest using a double barrel shotgun of some sort, preferably an over under for me. The nice thing about those is you always know when it’s unloaded when it’s cracked open and there are no shells in there. I know lots of people like pumps and automatics but as a newbie around shotguns I’d suggest…

Don't forget the follow through. You will miss a ton of shots, even when leading it, if you stop the motion of your gun after pulling the trigger.

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…

People can ride with any number of motorcycle gangs, okay? They become a member of the Cossacks MC for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

What I never got with that phrase is, does the top of the nut move to the right, or the bottom? Probably a dyslexic thing.

When my dumbass mechanic broke off a water pump bolt in the block of my Fiat.

I used to think Justin Bieber was just another annoying pop star. Then all of a sudden he starts getting caught banging Brazilian models and street racing Lamborghinis. I don’t know a single song of his but he makes money and spends it on women and cars and that my friends is deserving of respect.

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

so did institutionalized racism. I'll take it

The best way to marinate is in a zip lock bag. Put in the meat and marinade, squeeze out the air, seal.