Why do people who care nothing about the teachings of Christ insist upon calling themselves Christians?

I am betting on your Subaru, it was not the CC but the O2 sensors. My S1 Discovery had 4 O2 sensors throwing similar codes for the CCs (two exhausts from the engine then combine right before the muffler. They kept getting fouled or ruined. So I just ignored it, and read the codes every couple of days to make sure it…

Rookies. Here’s my chicken preparation attire:

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

I agree but my 14-inch penis is skeptical.

And my Medicare too, since I’m now sick and have lung cancer.

We shouldn’t ask what’s in the secret sauce, amirite?

I’m 100% down for chain restaurants. Took my bougie behind to Malaysia for 2 weeks....

It is different because whenever that terrible fucking Kid Rock song starts, we all collectively go “Ooh Werewolves of London” and turn up the volume.  And then we get mad and change the station and swear at our kids in the back seat.

In my experience, a sizable majority of dog owners.

Trying to earn her way back into the BBQ!

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

Ebert’s Law: No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is too short.

Everybody knows that the best (and only?) cure for a hangover is ripping a bong, eating breakfast, and then going back to bed.

C&C city: Columbia, SC

I feel the same about LA Confidential.

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

I work with people who eat like that. They have dementia. Just sayin’.