How can you make (presumably bland) supermarket chicken into something edible if you don’t touch it?

I took a scuba class, for credit, as an undergraduate. Our final was a trip to Panama City during spring break to dive in the springs and in the gulf. A night time dive into a giant spring with huge caverns was the most disorienting and coolest thing I’ve ever experienced. Eels coming at you everywhere and the only…

It depends on the type of restaurant. I bartended at a restaurant that offered takeout but the bartender had to put the order together and the total was included in my sales. If you ordered $150 of food, I had to tip out on that amount AND pay income tax on it. So not only did I have to ignore my paying, and tipping,…

Modern spell-check adjusts to the user’s preferences. If it’s a word the teacher uses often, spell-check wouldn’t have caught it. Which would explain the shitty nonchalant non-apology.

I make them take that shit off before I leave the lot. I just handed you a pile of money, I’m not going to give you free advertising too.

Tulips, man. I hear tulips are the next big thing.

First, a lot of the negativity comes from trump voters themselves. The country is on the wrong path and so on.  Second, what are they so afraid of? What would it take to make them them feel safe? I lost track of how people from nowhereville middle America said their biggest fear was terrorism. Guess what, terrorists…

I can’t not watch LA Confidential if it’s on.

I had hoped at one time that he would take over as Jeopardy host if Alex Trebek ever retired. I think he would be hilarious. Alas, it seems as though Trebek will out live us all.

My grandmother stated very clearly, when she was healthy, that she did not want to be kept alive if she was mentally and physically incapacitated. When she eventually was incapacitated, the decision was not difficult because we knew it was what she wanted. To do otherwise would have been cruel.

I remember my father practically spitting out his beer and remarking “Jesus, that guy’s got muscles on his muscles” when they were lining up for the race. I’d never seen a sprinter that ripped before.

I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover but holy shit, that picture says it all.

There are two choices in this election and the differences between them aren’t simply differences of opinion on policy. Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are both decent people that had specific policy stances. George Bush (even though he sometimes got tripped up in articulating them) and John Kerry had specific policy…

What did our foreign policy have to do with Eric Rudolph, Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh and countless other angry dipshits? We live in a very large very powerful country. Angry assholes are always going to find some aspect of the government policy to be pissed about. It’s been that way since the beginning of…

It’s not just the higher premium. There is a well founded fear that having “SMOKER” added to your medical records could be used as a reason for insurance to deny coverage for anything they deem smoking related in the future.

Did Democrats do shitty theme parties in Cleveland? It seems like Republicans really put a lot into weird symbols. Like the jail Hillary thing with fake handcuffs and carrying around flip flops in 2004 because John Edwards was a flip flopper (get it?). It’s so fucking strange.

I totally agree. It sucks that Pittsburgh used public money to build their stadiums but the infrastructure around them has benefited a wide range of people, not just the people going to the games and the team owners. You can also walk, take a boat, bike, take the subway,,, whatever to get to the games. It defies logic…

I did that with my TJ so nobody would tear the soft top or windows trying to get into. Left completely unlocked, nothing to take but some cds. I notice my windshield is cracked one morning and lo and behold my week old inspection and emission stickers had been ripped off. The kicker was that when I took it to get…

I think disorderly conduct is applicable when you attempt to ride your bike through what is very clearly a police roadblock. Another 20 seconds later and he would have ridden right into the motorcade and seriously injured himself or someone in the motorcade. “Contempt of cop” is a little much.

PA is like that too. A lot of riders never bother to take the actual license test once they get their permit.