NAILED IT. This list is pure gold, Jerry.

Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.

Turn your hazard lights on!!!

"Mark McGwire. Pete Rose. Curt Schilling."

9.) Pittsburgh

If the Atlanta Braves stop trying to scam the public out of huge sums of money we will stop publishing articles about the Atlanta Braves trying to scam the public out of huge sums of money.

If all that's available is a red-eye flight, guess who's taking a red-eye flight? Anyone that needs to, whether or not they are taking any kids with them. Ultimately, that's really what it comes down to.

A second source said that at least one other player joined in on the antics, creating an extremely uncomfortable environment for the staff member.

Passing along sage advise from Bald Bryan!.... did you even stop to think just how stupid that makes you sound? Jonathan Martin graduated from Stanford, both of his parents and grandparents graduated from Harvard.... Richie Incognito flunked out at Nebraska and he never played a down at the U. of Oregon before wearing…

I see your point. Can I tell you a practical reason why "on your left" wins out over "excuse me"? I'm not a militant cyclists, but for some of these things there are good reasons why one phrase is better than the other.

Paging Gloria Allred ...... As soon as you realize Coma McStuntazz is a waste of time please report to New Mexico.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting the "On your left," call. I never thought of it as a command to move, but as a warning "Hey, I am passing you from the left hand side. Please don't make any weird turns to the left, unless you want to be run over while I attempt to go by." Keep in mind, pedestrians are idiots. Even when…

Racial Epitaph:

Quick Ed note: When the lawyer arrived at the bar, Carson turned to Ed and said "Ed? We're done here, right?" And Ed left right away. God, that's perfect.

Oh sure, opinions differ over the shape of the earth and over whether the current government shut down is the fault of the House Republican caucus. Opinions don't differ over that among most Republicans in Congress, but in some borderline-retarded internet circles there is serious debate.

I'm totally with you—this has been going on for far too long. I noticed in one of their car reviews that they mentioned driving under "clear blue skies." I closed the window in a flash and huffed for a good five to ten minutes. I come here for the car reviews, not for amateur meteorology, slipshod physics (I mean,…

Put some sirens on those bikes they confiscated, pull all of the officers running around berating law-abiding citizens with "stop and frisk" nonsense and give them MC training and set them loose on the streets.

He has a hobby. It's called bitterness.

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