You are technically correct. The best KIND of correct!

"If it takes someone more than 20 years to notice how to properly use "it's," then that's not a learning curve I'm comfortable with."

I tried to jack in transit once. Let's just say the authorities were less than amused.

Generally, using a travel agent is better when trying to book ITA routings. The resulting itinerary can be complex, sometimes involving multiple carriers (if you're trying to maximize mileage, especially). Travel agents usually are more price conscious and are more motivated to push the bookings to get you the most…

Would this work on beefcake pantyhose?

I want them to offer service from Houston so I can fly them! United is really getting on my last nerve.

Do NOT let Deanna Troi behind the wheel!

The Instapaper app under Android is titled turntable.fm. I'm sure turntable's great, but it's not really the same thing. The image and the link are good, though.

Opulence, he has it.

Any time, Brent. super-obvious wink

At the risk of sounding like a creeper, I'd personally like to offer my services in assisting Brent with his recovery. I will, of course, be at his complete disposal. Complete.

I think you're right. Eight IS enough.

For some reason, I find that Black Widow kinda entrancing. Like she could totally kick my ass, but I'd be fine with it.

I hope she doesn't lose the booklet. I shudder to think what might happen if she inadvertently entered the wrong code. :)

I'll be honest...I'm just here to read the hopefully awesome puns that are going to come up. Yeah, I said "come."

Such an outlandish claim caries little weight around here.

Put some Vaseline on the knob, huh? Well, I'll have to try that out.

"National Botchulism day" should be "National Botulism Day"

Precious hamburgers?

Well, I don't think nickel is ferromagnetic and I know bass aren't. If they were, people would use neodymium magnets instead of lures.