Umm...not in Earth's gravitational field. Simple astrophysics.

He'll be lucky if he's not the focus of a lenticular punishment, like being put in prism.

But what you don't realize that each pound of star weighs over ten thousand pounds.

Gall darn it, Crushinator! I came here to do that bit!

"If you don't have any bananas on hand, Apple's should work just as well."

Can you imagine how that horse suit holds in and concentrates the horse farts?

You can't learn to be an augment. You can only be born/created one.

The real story here, and you'll see it if you visit the link, is this happened in BEAVER COUNTY!

In invite anyone claiming "it's gonna take a while for me" to send me photographic proof. You know...for science.

Android users, see Girl Scout Cookie Locator on the Android Market. It's not made by the GSA, it's by Kelloggs, and the reviews are lackluster, but at least it's something.

You beat me to the Oswald Cobblepot reference.

If you think the $100 vomit cleanup fee is bad, just wait till you see how much the mung cleanup fee is.

Well, Virginia *is* for lovers. Dildonic device lovers, apparently.

Okay, that's a good point.

A "jury of your peers" is not guaranteed by the 6th Amendment. It calls for an impartial jury. Courts have determined that a reasonable cross section of society represented in a jury is sufficient to ensure impartiality. An opt-in list would not preclude impartiality or a reasonable cross section.

"I cannot think of a more insidious threat to the erosion of democracy than citizens who do not care."

Workin' so hard like a soldier,

Fashion *hasn't* changed.

Someone pulled into a spot I was eyeing once. I was at the grocery store, I put on my blinker, and let the car who was leaving out. I even waved at them. Then, all of a sudden, a car coming the other way screeched into the spot. I was furious! But I knew I couldn't do anything right there.

He's upset that his Facebook feed shows other people how many dingoes ate his baby and whenever he throws another shrimp on the barbie.