Everybody knows that voice recognition technology don't do Scottish accents.

I just wanted to point out that the word "lunacy" is derived from "luna", the Latin name for the moon. Adding the 'r' in order to make "lunarcy" was redundant.

Looks like we finally found the question to the ultimate answer...the answer to life...the universe...and everything!

It seems that the product that the Author Application creates is called the "Work"...So, in my reading, they're saying that you can't sell that document that the Author Application creates anywhere else. It doesn't necessarily mean that you can't sell your book anywhere else, but that digital file (dunno what it…

Awesome! I would recommend adding a step, though. After you copy the table, paste it into Notepad++ first (regular Notepad might work as well). This will remove the formatting and hyperlinks from the table. Then, when you copy/paste from Notepad++ to Excel, the quotation marks should disappear automatically.

One vote for Tenctonese, please.

"Traditionally they are called the Quadrantids because they originated from the constellation Quadrant Murales, which is now dead."

Eternet is what they call the internet on Eternia, where He-Man lives.

"Mommy, mommy, I want a lipstick with a hidden 4.5mm gun for Christmas!"

Microfilm goes inside, maybe?

SOPA still has a carve-out that directly names GoDaddy and other registrars. Plus, they already tried this one, right? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...can't get fooled again.

You can easily do this with Tasker. It's a little pricey at $6.49, but it's well worth it. You can get your phone to automatically turn off your wifi when you leave home and turn your wifi back on when you're at work (or back at home). You can also set a task to turn off auto sync (or have it sync at whatever…

Sperm doesn't help congress members get reelected? Actually, in Larry Craig's case, it probably stopped him from being reelected.

Just make sure the polling machines are made by Diebold and there's no paper trail. If it's good enough for the general election, it's good enough for the Iowa Caucus.

I just realized a few weeks ago that when there's only one person (on the bridge, on a shuttle, whatever), they tend to tell the computer what to do. When there's several people, the person in charge tells the people what to do. I figured out that this is because the audience wouldn't be able to figure out what's…

Of course, we'll get to this point sooner or later.

Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics:

"You're a smart girl, Gay."

Re #657...How will the Pakistanis ever find out who rules Barter Town?

I just can't get over how appropriately named that aircraft carrier is.