The numbers are high because they’re testing so much.  They should stop the testing.

BUt tHE StoCk mARKet is DOINg SO welL rIGHT Now!

I’m not sure you’d be able to detect COVID related brain damage from their pre-existing conditions in this group, though.

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that they cooked the waffles, then turned them upside down and put them back on the waffle maker so the lego “points” were pointing up instead of the “divots”?

How many thoughts and prayers do they require?

It’s really frustrating how service workers defend the tipping system when alternatives that include vacation/PTO, sick time, steady wages, 401(k)s, etc., you know, the trappings of regular jobs, are presented.  I understand the allure of cash in the pocket is strong, but it’s difficult to be very sympathetic when we…

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

It’s a shame no one could have seen this coming.

3.6 roentgen.

His comment: “Ohh, I don’t like beer”.

Oh Florida Man, you are truly a delight.

The article wasn’t even about tipping or not tipping, it was about the way that Doordash reallocates customers’ tips in a purposefully deceptive manner.  Head on over to The Salty Waitress if you want to engage in a sanctimonious discussion about whether or not people should tip and stop trying to deflect the…

I guess it’s true.  American, such Big Penis, wow.

Great tip!  Just be careful with vinegar and granite countertops.  They have a sealant/coating that can be damaged by vinegar, so it’s best not to use vinegar on those.

What the study doesn’t, and can’t, show is that these crocodiles NEVER missed an opportunity to let the others know they were vegetarians.

A student reportedly triggered a device at Staples Pathways Academy in Connecticut when she coughed.

So you put the kitties into pairing mode?

Notably absent from the enhanced list of side effects is “racist behavior and remarks.”

“You know, you don’t lose rigidity in a person.”

Yes.  The Georgiou condemnation is undeserved.  If you pay attention to her character for more than two seconds, you realize that what she says is usually not what she means.  And if you go two layers deeper, you might be getting closer to what her real motivations are.  She played the haughty former empress, master…