Android users, see Girl Scout Cookie Locator on the Android Market. It's not made by the GSA, it's by Kelloggs, and the reviews are lackluster, but at least it's something.

You beat me to the Oswald Cobblepot reference.

If you think the $100 vomit cleanup fee is bad, just wait till you see how much the mung cleanup fee is.

Well, Virginia *is* for lovers. Dildonic device lovers, apparently.

Okay, that's a good point.

A "jury of your peers" is not guaranteed by the 6th Amendment. It calls for an impartial jury. Courts have determined that a reasonable cross section of society represented in a jury is sufficient to ensure impartiality. An opt-in list would not preclude impartiality or a reasonable cross section.

"I cannot think of a more insidious threat to the erosion of democracy than citizens who do not care."

Workin' so hard like a soldier,

Fashion *hasn't* changed.

Someone pulled into a spot I was eyeing once. I was at the grocery store, I put on my blinker, and let the car who was leaving out. I even waved at them. Then, all of a sudden, a car coming the other way screeched into the spot. I was furious! But I knew I couldn't do anything right there.

He's upset that his Facebook feed shows other people how many dingoes ate his baby and whenever he throws another shrimp on the barbie.

Everybody knows that voice recognition technology don't do Scottish accents.

I just wanted to point out that the word "lunacy" is derived from "luna", the Latin name for the moon. Adding the 'r' in order to make "lunarcy" was redundant.

Looks like we finally found the question to the ultimate answer...the answer to life...the universe...and everything!

It seems that the product that the Author Application creates is called the "Work"...So, in my reading, they're saying that you can't sell that document that the Author Application creates anywhere else. It doesn't necessarily mean that you can't sell your book anywhere else, but that digital file (dunno what it…

Awesome! I would recommend adding a step, though. After you copy the table, paste it into Notepad++ first (regular Notepad might work as well). This will remove the formatting and hyperlinks from the table. Then, when you copy/paste from Notepad++ to Excel, the quotation marks should disappear automatically.

One vote for Tenctonese, please.

"Traditionally they are called the Quadrantids because they originated from the constellation Quadrant Murales, which is now dead."

Eternet is what they call the internet on Eternia, where He-Man lives.

"Mommy, mommy, I want a lipstick with a hidden 4.5mm gun for Christmas!"