Microfilm goes inside, maybe?

SOPA still has a carve-out that directly names GoDaddy and other registrars. Plus, they already tried this one, right? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...can't get fooled again.

You can easily do this with Tasker. It's a little pricey at $6.49, but it's well worth it. You can get your phone to automatically turn off your wifi when you leave home and turn your wifi back on when you're at work (or back at home). You can also set a task to turn off auto sync (or have it sync at whatever…

Sperm doesn't help congress members get reelected? Actually, in Larry Craig's case, it probably stopped him from being reelected.

Just make sure the polling machines are made by Diebold and there's no paper trail. If it's good enough for the general election, it's good enough for the Iowa Caucus.

I just realized a few weeks ago that when there's only one person (on the bridge, on a shuttle, whatever), they tend to tell the computer what to do. When there's several people, the person in charge tells the people what to do. I figured out that this is because the audience wouldn't be able to figure out what's…

Of course, we'll get to this point sooner or later.

Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics:

"You're a smart girl, Gay."

Re #657...How will the Pakistanis ever find out who rules Barter Town?

I just can't get over how appropriately named that aircraft carrier is.

The whole clip is good, but the relevant part starts at 2:23.

"computer, please track all red shirts in view of video feed"

It's her own fault. She invited him in and showed him her box.

If the TSA is doing their job, then spoofed tickets wouldn't matter. They're there to ensure no dangerous materials make it past the checkpoint. If a passenger has a ticket/boarding pass that appears valid (which is notoriously easy to do), if they're adequately screened, they will not be able to do any harm. …

I respectfully disagree. The design in the attached picture is much more functional.

So say good bye, bye, bye, Mrs. Sullivan. Go ahead and cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. We regret to inform you that all your sons have passed away. All five, five, five, five, five. So change your blue star to gold.

While yes, the lighting in your photo could have been better, the composition is actually pretty good. The focus is a bit off, but this one "off the cuff" shot that you're happy with is better than any of the examples in the post. You have a creative eye, which no amount of Photoshop in the post processing can make…

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