I'm glad she survived. That being said, this whole thing is gonna make for a very awkward Thanksgiving.

The Donald is thrilled by this news.

It played automatically the first time you turned on the TV. Unfortunately, no one could figure out how to turn on the TV without the video, on account of the secret compartment for the remote. So, this being the 60's and all, they just grabbed the hookah everyone kept by the TV and blazed up.

If you press the button on the bottom left, Superman's mom pops out of the floor and starts a long speech. Then you lose your powers and some redneck breaks your nose in a greasy spoon diner. It's not worth it. Trust me, just don't touch that button.

I think I'll take a couple of those PolarMax TransDry Cotton Shirts. They look interesting. I wonder if the picture is the nipple attachment.

When I want to strip out a lot of formatting from an excel file, I'll copy it to the clipboard, paste it into Notepad++, then copy/paste it back to a blank workbook in excel.

Well done.

Came in here to note this as well. I know it's a republished article from MaximumPC, but still...there should be a little bit of proofing going on.

Okay, I laughed.

"Luckily, the new rules won't affect private boats—so feel free to sail out into international waters and have a build your own sundae party with as many obese friends as you want."

I've played around with it for a few minutes and I mostly like it. The one thing I don't like is that it keeps an "ongoing" notification in the notifications bar, but I'm aware that this is a limitation that Android has placed on apps...any app being run in the foreground must have the ongoing notification. I've…

Good to know. So I guess my tip is YMMV :)

Between steps 1 and 2, I would also recommend unplugging the phone, turning it off, then plugging it back in. More often than not you'll get an amber light (or whatever color indicates your phone is charging). It may take a little while to get back to green. After it's fully charged while powered off, then boot…

"The Tower? The Tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"

Thanks, Gizmodo. I started watching this, then I was somehow in Argentina cheating on my wife. Real classy.

If your transmission's got you down,

Okay, scientists...We'll believe you this time. But if you name the next dinosaur "Fatty Fatty Boombalatty," the jig is up!

I knew it, I just knew it. That SCUBA crap'll kill you.

You can each have a free iPhone. Last generation, of course.

I can testify for MyFitnessPal. I started dieting on Jan. 1 (like half of America) and I started tracking everything I ate through the Android and web interfaces. I've lost 15 lbs. so far and, more importantly, I've realized that I was just eating too much food. I'm not hungry and I'm feeling healthier.