Gwen would never eat a nacho.

MANATEE! Eeeii! Hello manatee manateeface! Unexpected manatees in tweet beat are the best. In fact, more unexpected manatees everywhere please universe, kthanks.

Despite the fact that I was actually in my high school production of Grease (Rizzo 4 life!), it's nowhere near the top of my favorites list. I actually find it tremendously overrated (even though it was a blast to be in).

So sexism. Much misogyny. Wow.

I seriously hate WHEN people capitalize WORDS randomly for emphasis. My very literal MIND, reads those STATEMENTS as SUCH.

What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her?

Lynn Shepherd: JK, Rofling.

I regret my recent purchase of a pair of Crocs. I knew they were ugly, but I just said 'fuck it, I need to just do it and get it over with.' I now lie awake each night, moaning with regret over a pair of ugly ass yellow rubber clogs that I'll never wear and I'm too lazy to take to the post office to mail back to…

Yes, especially the cancer thing. It's the same thing, what do you gain by pretending to be a cancer patient? Attention and people feeling sorry for you. What do you gain by preteding to be a rape survivor? Attention and people feeling sorry for you.

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.

Harry Potter books/movies were awesome. They have no idea what the hell they been missing, I say this as a 29 yr old girl who recently moved and protected her beloved HP Poster.

I feel nothing but pity for these people. A mind that has not had the pleasure of visiting the world of the Harry Potter books is a disadvantaged one indeed.

hold up, what? Zohydro aside, you write this like everyone who uses pain pills is a drug addict.

Look, I have to be off home in about 15 minutes.

I read that as "outdouching themselves".

Is anyone else more offended by subhuman than mongrel? Because I am.

YAY! I approve (as anyone should probably know already).

Lindy, I love you and your articles, but please, please, PLEASE stop writing like Sarah Palin speaks: "with also too his mom singing there on it too for no reason!!!!??!?!"

At least she considers ballet/dance to be worthy of being called 'sport' and that those who practice it indeed have athletic ability/prowess. I remember growing up and being told be a snotty girl in my class "Well, I play real sports, like basketball, not like you - you just dance." I hate that ballet dancers are very…