This is still one of the best things that has ever happened in the world.

Yeah, and you're not spreading any of it yourself.

Asked the 23 year old son to weigh in on the shirts. There is only one that he would ever consider wearing and the others are just fugly, according to him and also "Mom, why the hell would you wake me up for this? I wasn't bothering you!" Heh, heh, heh. You will be quiet in the kitchen when I am trying to sleep, next…

What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

I really do not understand that attitude of 'oh well, [famous person] is massively rich and being famous is part of the job, suck it up'. People like Pattinson are allowed to feel violated when they've got strangers with cameras setting up camp outside their homes; when every detail of their lives is obsessed over by…

YES. CONGRATULATIONS TO ME.

"Boys will be b—"

Olivia! We need you in Missoula immediately!

Was his toilet paper word of the day irreconcilable?

That's why I have that snow suit with the crotch window.

I came in like a wiffle ball...

I can only ever see Pubix when I see that, and then I giggle.

Does she realize Chad Kroeger's no relation?

Wait, are they looking for volunteers to beat down Zimmerman's ass? I volunteer! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

It always amazes me when people have no compassion for addicts, as if it isn't something that could affect anyone. Even those who claim they would never try drugs can't seem to understand that something as simple as being born into a different circumstance might give you a different perspective. And even those people…

I'm so tired that I read "applause track" as "applesauce attack" and I was like I'd be pissed too! Reading is hard.

If you are raped (and I hope you never are) go directly to the hospital and ask for a rape kit. Do not change your clothes, do not shower, do not pee if you can hold it, do not call the cops so that they can dissuade you from filing charges. If you want to file charges, the hospital will call the cops and they will hav…

When the hell are there going to be mandatory rape prevention classes FOR MEN at college orientations? Let's get to the root of the problem. Stop spending so much time trying to tell women how to prevent it and start telling MEN what rape is and how to prevent it. Seems like a good majority of them don't know or…

Agreed. I hope you are able to get the rest and care that you need to help you feel better. Sending you positive vibes across the interwebs!

My fellow greys... don't. Just don't.