Anytime someone says "oh don't you trust me" is like a "NOPE, NOT NOW" flag to me.

"Don't be stupid."

The "stop crying" thing would be the Ultimate dealbreaker for me, even more than the slut shaming. It's more than just a yellow flag. Invalidation may be the worst type of emotional violence.

Yo fuck this guy. Between the shushing and the listen-to-mes and the FORCIBLE CHIN GRAB/HEAD TURN, this dude is a dillhole.

Good things there aren't gays on this show, though. We're much more difficult to explain to your daughter than late-night ocean sex with strangers.

I wish I could just take a year off of work instead of suffering from severe fatigue, but trudging into work 5 days a week anyway.

In the same comment cautioning someone else for body shaming you say no bean poles? Pot...meet kettle.

My almost three year old daughter is obsessed with everything that's pink and purple. My husband and I have not nurtured her into this. Most of her toys are gender neutral, I have always avoided overly girly clothes (also because I often find them not practical for my little active adventurer girl) and most of her…

Hi, Kelly. I'm the organizer of the protest against Daiquiri Factory in Spokane. I'd love the chance to talk to you about the community response!

I'm still gonna see it.

I love when I see "Choose Life" bumper stickers.

Planned Parenthood delivered their own response to McMorris Rodgers:

Seriously, that was one fucked up comment.

Holy shit, should I get down on my knees and praise Jesus every day that my significant other and I disagree about something and he doesn't kill me?

You kind of sound like one too.

I couldn't help but notice the irony, either. Dude doesn't want to get "tied down" with having a kid, and winds up getting something worse in the process...

Yes, using makeup is definitely the equivalent of stealing another (deceased) person's identity and images. Good call, there.

It's particularly funny because the dude who we terrible womenfolk are judging so harshly allegedly based on his looks is a total scumbag who stole the identity of a dead hero for his online dating profile. This is an objectively awful thing to do. No one with any brains or heart or anything like a moral code would…

That line is amazing. Actually that whole section and the way that song builds. Oh man. That one gets me every time.

I don't think people's lives become less worthy because of the nature of their deaths. Are you seriously snarking that someone doesn't deserve to be mourned as much because they struggled with substance abuse?