Well, see, now I just want Teddy Grahams.

Just make it your original post on whatever article you read next! It'll be so out of place and (while they will agree...) people will be so confused and I'll just laugh and laugh...

Ugh, you made me think. Don't make me think.

I mean...to be completely honest, I would love to hear Reese Witherspoon say she just had her asshole bleached on the red carpet...

Like Lizzie McGuire? That'd be great!

My cat LOVES bags. Not a fan of boxes, though.

...the entire reason I replied to you was to say my cat loves to bat plastic spoons around, but I went on a bed tangent and forgot.

My entire house is covered in hair ties because my cat loves them. He also loves lying on anything that isn't bed or floor. Tissue paper on the floor? Bed. Sham-wow on the floor or bed? Bed. Ipad on the couch? Bed. Turned off heating pad on the floor, even hidden behind a chair? BED!!

My phone froze and then scrolled too quickly, resulting in flying past a few comments and the username for this particular comment, but not the comment itself.

My phone froze and then scrolled too quickly, resulting in flying past a few comments and the username for this particular comment, but not the comment itself.

My phone froze and then scrolled too quickly, resulting in flying past a few comments and the username for this particular comment, but not the comment itself.

Edited because my stupid phone keeps posting the same damn message over and over.

My phone froze and then scrolled too quickly, resulting in flying past a few comments and the username for this particular comment, but not the comment itself.

I sia what you did there.

Heh. Dickbird.

No one is putting their government tampon in my vagina until they wash their damn hands.

Figures the one that posted was the one with the autocorrect from "live" to "love."

I agree with the crossing the line bit, but I don't even blame him for his suicide. I blame depression and mental illness. When my boyfriend took his life, everyone was so damn quick to blame him...to call him a coward and say he was selfish and tell me how angry I should be that he just gave up. But, for me, it's not…

I agree with the crossing the line bit, but I don't even blame him for his suicide. I blame depression and mental illness. When my boyfriend took his life, everyone was so damn quick to blame him...to call him a coward and say he was selfish and tell me how angry I should be that he just gave up. But, for me, it's not…

I agree with the crossing the line bit, but I don't even blame him for his suicide. I blame depression and mental illness. When my boyfriend took his life, everyone was so damn quick to blame him...to call him a coward and say he was selfish and tell me how angry I should be that he just gave up. But, for me, it's not…