Somewhere, Paris Hilton is playing "Stars are Blind" on repeat and wondering why this isn't her.

@megazona: So true!

I recently stumbled across a journal entry I wrote when I was high school about the "Perfect Boy."

Cindy always tried to squeeze in a few lunges in between the hourly screaming matches with her agent. After all, a girl can only subject herself to middling roles like "Blonde on Train "#3" for so long.

I have a "gender neutral" name that is typically considered to be a dude's name. My brother also has a "gender neutral" name that is typically considered to be a girl's name. Both were intended, and not a situation where our parents chose a name that could've gone either way depending on our gender.

She looks like Naomi Watts looking like Marilyn Monroe.

@choufleur: Oh I love Frederick's for fun bedroom things. Their sizes are much more amicable for the well endowed.

I really hope my boyfriend doesn't stumble upon these, or else I'm going to have to go into a long discussion with him about how VS doesn't believe that women with boobs larger than a D cup need to have lingerie sets.

A. These were fun and nifty early 2009.

My dad passed away three years ago and Kurt's song turned me into a big ol' pile of mush.

Holy replies, Batman!

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): And if you really want to feel weird, they played Ross's son, Ben, on Friends.

My boyfriend and I moved in together a few months ago and right about the time that I started looking for a new job.

You know, as much as this may highlight the difference between male and female athletes, this is a HUGE step up over the Swimsuit Issue that competitor SI has every year.

I woke up sleep deprived and minorly hungover. Now I've got tears in my eyes.

@SqueakyGasket: Tiny, but ha! Found 'em.

Wasn't this a Project Runway challenge a few years back?

@seachristie: So frustrating! I buy almost all of my shoes online these days.

Can we tag on "Please carry your shoes in sizes larger than 11? And not just the Mountain Man unisex boots?"

@liloslifecoach: Wait, wet bathing suits? Wha?