The first time I got a UTI, it was after having sex with my on-again off-again boyfriend in college. I had no idea what it was, and having never had an STD, I went on a semi-murderous yelling rampage about he needed to wear condoms if he was going to screw around on me.

My dad passed away a few years back, but when he was alive, he and I never got that because I am pretty much him with long hair and boobs.

Fiorina and Whitman are pissing the hell out of me. I don't even like Boxer or Brown all that much, but at this point the ass-backwards campaigns of the former two are making me vote for the latter two just out of spite.

A similar thing happened last year in the same school district in which I taught. People are probably familiar with it because it was all over the news.

When I was a kid/teen, I always had to wear clothes that were two sizes or more too big because my mother was convinced that a) I'd grow into them and b) they'd shrink in the wash. They never did, and my lanky ass self looked like it was just swimming.

#24 is on point. Angelina is so typecast these days I'd be shocked to see her in a comedy or something that isn't a *thriller.*

Somewhat unrelated, but does anyone know what the age range is for male models? Do they start them out as young as they do with the girls? Because if they're not at least 18, I'm gonna feel awfully bad about lusting after the majority of them.

Note to self: buy furniture before you get married.

I'm a skinny girl, but I can say with almost 100% certainty that with my big chest, none of these would look good on me.

Am I hallucinating, or is the model in #7 ANTM's Nicole Fox, but with blonde hair?

This has been the first Fashion Week post where I've looked at every picture and thought, I WANT.

I was a Democrat who, following the primary and the shitty way Hillary was treated in the period leading up to the DNC, re-registered as an Independent. I couldn't belong to such an openly misogynistic party.

I haven't watched the show since it made the jump to Lifetime, but love all the recaps.

I'm liking the blond girls (Kayla and Chelsey) a whole lot more than I thought I would have.

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: As everyone else has said, it's pretty common to bump a kid up if they're in the Sep-Dec range. I'm born in late November, and was 13 when I started high school.

@AfroJezeBella: I'm pretty sure it's because the movie is anti-Facebook. Isn't it based off of the biography of the guy that hates Zuckerberg?

Taran Killam! Gropey doctor from "Scrubs" who knocked up Cobie Smulders!

@HerdingCats: I thought it was pretty well-established that it took place at Southern Methodist?

@Black_Swan: It's about UCSB, or as we all affectionately call it on the west coast, UCSTD.

I was a sorority girl, and my chapter had a handful of lesbians while I was in school.