Three things about the Amy Buck story:

@blackbirdfly: Right Click + Save. Bravo!

The only person other than me that needs to know when I'm on my period is my boyfriend. And we call it Blowjob Week in these here parts.

Perfect example of the scroll down fug.

@HopeAngel: He actually threw ice cubes. It wasn't his go-to move, he just tried it once or twice. They would usually land in the chick's lap or down her chest.

Best pickup line ever? "Hi."

High five, Mr. President!

I'm not buying it. He will always be Donnie Darko to me.

@donveynor: Are you guys finding a new place to move into, or is he joining you at your apartment? I've always heard the latter is a bad idea.

Filing this under "things I shouldn't have read right before I move in with my boyfriend."

Zomg little kids in goggles are adorable!

"Hey Dad, did you get that?"

This is really strange. I went to high school with her. Small world, heh.

As smoldering and sexy as she is here, I have this sneaking feeling she is even MORE gorgeous when she smiles. You can just tell.

My mom's house is full of papers and debris everywhere. It wasn't bad as a kid, but as I got to be a teenager, stuff just accumulated everywhere. It got to the point that we weren't allowed to have guests over, extended family included, because the clutter was everywhere.

I keep hoping that the high waisted pleated shorts/jean style will go out of style. Why oh why can't they go the way of the tent dresses of 2008?

My apologies, because I haven't been following this all that closely nor do I know how it works - but at what point is someone labeled a risk to friends and family?

@youareabsurd: Stride of Pride!

I had the biggest childhood crush on Christian Slater, going so far as to steal Time magazines from the school library to cut out clippings to add to a scrapbook. Those eyebrows! That voice!

Megan Fox is a dead ringer for Kate Winslet in that photo.