They don't cater to the tall demographic either. A dress for them is a shirt for me.

@darbyoshea: Oh, no doubt. Miranda is a badass. I dream of being a Miranda, but I think really I'm a Charlotte. :(

@darbyoshea: No way! Miranda was the hard shell of a woman who finally was cracked by Steve. It makes perfect sense you'd be the first to marry. If you don't count Trey, Miranda was first, no?

"Summer Sisters" may be a breezy read, but at the end of the day, it's the book I've read 4-5 times. When I was younger, I wanted to BE Vix and get turned on by peonies.

@Abra: Oh duh. Reading comprehension grade = F for me.

@Abra: Wasn't it explained awhile back that Dharma had brought them to see how they could survive in a different climate/special island? Or something like that? That's why there were polar bear cages.

People can do whatever they please.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to treat this like Legally Blonde 2:

I don't get why people keep wondering why Michael wasn't in the church. Wasn't it just an episode or two ago where he explained to Hurley that he (and all the other voices) were stuck on the island?

I'm torn. The 6'2 side of me is excited by the possibility that I might have to finally get on my toes to kiss my similarly heighted boyfriend. On the other hand, no. Just no.

#15 is just asking for a troll fest on that site.

@FroderickFronkensteen: I'm fully convinced that every girl between the age of 10 and 15 in 1996 associated themselves with a Spice Girl.

@elizaboo: People have been saying that for years, but I have always experienced the opposite. I'm normally a 4/6, and at Gap I'm a 6/8. This may be a large reason as to why I haven't bought anything from them in years.

What's the over/under he goes the way of JTT and becomes a pro-life loving hobbit?

@enidcoleslaw: Eep.

I am a teacher. One of my students is named Asia. She wants to name her future daughter China. /facepalm.

@hamburgerhotdog: How much are you loving this tunic trend though? Tunics on other girls = normal size shirts on us!

@ChainayaLozhka: Oh man. The first time the cervix gets hit, that's the worst. Yowza.

The dog and the purse. I'll take one of each.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: Same. I clutched my wretched DDs in quiet appreciation when I clicked on this story.