Whether I agree with her opinions or not, I think asking older women—especially one of Greer’s background— to sit down and let the young’uns take over is a bit much, too.
Let her talk and defend her views, or let her talk and change her views. If we just tell her to sit down and shut up, old lady with outdated views,…

Who says romance is dead? Irving Berlin’s got nothin on this kid.

I mean really;

She's 33. I'm a little terrified now that you called that middle aged.

I’ve heard this sort of thinking before. And I did keep an eye out for what movies/books a guy had in his place, and it usually helped me get a better sense of who he was. However, this isn’t that.

Maybe the F is supposed to be silent ...?

How much of this is him being concerned vs. him being concerned at possible harm to his own reputation for raising an “unpure” daughter? My dad was plenty concerned about me and it resulted in him tutoring me and helping me with my homework so that I could get into a good college and get a good job and provide for…

I’d prefer a Tom Waits curriculum. We’d all smoke cigs and mumble about stuff.

Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

There’s that. All those were excellent points.

The one who performed her hymen reconstruction surgery, that’s who.

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.

The fact that more people seem outraged by these girls defying the sanctity of the national pastime than are outraged by the latest mass shooting pretty much encapsulates how fucked up this country is at the moment.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

I can’t be the only one who, when someone mentions the 90s, thinks it was only ten years ago. And then I redo the math and am like

Does he realize we can all hear the words he's actually speaking? I...I just. I can't.

Canadian terrorists are actually really polite, so if you build a wall they’re just going to leave quietly and reconsider their actions while sucking on snow covered in maple syrup.