Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with…

Lisa Bonet has the best taste in men. I tip my hat at that game.

Anna does not seem to have the willpower god gave a tuna melt, so...

God that Courtney Love Instagram is heartbreaking. Frances seems so cool and well-adjusted too, given all she’s had to deal with. I’m sure her father would have been proud of her.

It’s amazing how incest and the molestation of FIVE girls was no problem, but adultery, THIS is where they draw the line.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

These puns are baaaaaaaaad.

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

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“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

Mother of a child with Down syndrome here. I also run our local Down syndrome organization. Shit like this just pisses me off. It dilutes our advocacy efforts, and shows what a divided movement we truly are. I am pro-choice. Am I sad when a woman chooses to terminate a Down syndrome pregnancy? Of course. Is it any of…

I don’t care why someone gets an abortion. That’s their decision.

I tried that at the local Christian bakery the other day.

Of course, once this passes, there will be lots of legislation and funding to assist the families who have been forced to birth a child with disabilities for which they are perhaps not capable of caring/coping/etc. Otherwise, that would just be cruel to both the families and the children.

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

I’ve lost 87 pounds since December and I decided today it was time to buy some new clothes. I was in 26/28 (barely, shit was tight) when I decided things needed to change. The stuff I got today was 18/20... I haven't been this size since high school. I cried while I was trying jeans on. I'm pretty sure the clerk at…

Oh that’s just silly. Everyone knows it’s blood from...wherever.

Also, Doctors in Texas will no longer be required to tell uninsured patients with heart problems that chest pains are just “Jesus huggin’ you tighter”.

Men are angry, testosterone-y rape machines! But don’t let women run anything, they like to cry a lot.

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.