I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

could it be....?

SATAN?!

Back in the days before sanity, I was cop at a major metropolitan university here in the US of A. I thought I might get involved in teaching this class to the undergrads because I was pissed off and frustrated at how badly the school handled sexual assaults. (I know, shocking right?) I attended the first day of the…

What about if you are a girl and you go all the way with a girl? Who gets called a slut then?

I don't understand selfish bridesmaids. I was in my sister's wedding 3-ish years ago, and I would have worn a Hefty bag dress and Ziploc shoes if that's what she wanted. (We all actually wore lovely dresses and could select our own shoes (flats FTW!)) It's not about me, it's about her (and her fiancee). My job is to…

I did? I'm currently in the burn ward having to undergo multiple grafting surgeries after my apron caught on fire. Just made the call today to postpone my April 25th wedding. Worse than the postponement of course is the recovery, which has already proven to be excruciating. Even typing this is awful and has me in…

My ex MiL decided that our low-key wedding just "wouldn't do." She went as far as to print her own set of invitations to the wedding and send them to people we didn't invite...about 50 of them. She went to the florist behind our backs and changed the types and colors of the flowers (which we discovered by accident…

Extreme Christians don't control the judicial system. Dominionist Christians believe that adultery and homosexuality should be punishable by death. The difference between them and ISIS? They don't have the political power to bring their ideology to public policy.

"we are giving you hoovers and milkshake machines! What more could any girl be wanting?"

15/16 is the perfect age to lure them in. I remember being 16 and being an adventurous, fun-seeking missile, willing to try anything once. You feel more like an adult, like you can hurtle yourself headlong at the world without consequence.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

I remember a classmate of mine didn't come to class for several weeks and it turned out she had been a victim of a serial rapist. One of our mutual friends described her experience with the words "assault does not begin to cover what he did to her." When I saw her after those weeks her face was still bruised. Those…

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

I know I'm naive and I can be extraordinarily pollyanna sometimes, but I just don't believe that he got this from the film (or the books). I legit don't believe anyone is that stupid or that easy to influence. He probably said it was because of FS0G because he thought it would help him get off or get a lighter…

This is why I can't eat cheesecake; it goes straight to my vagina.

They are the Jane Bennett and Mr. Bingley of Young Hollywood.