Can men be funny?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.

I have an idea. What if I dumped my coffee all over my desk, drove my car through the front window of my office, tore open my shirt, and screamed "WU-TANG AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!"

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

I hope she refuses to marry him.

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

You know what's fucked up? Reading this, my first strong reaction was "Kamau, you can't buy something and not get a bag! You know better!!" As a black man, I can't stress how often my parents and older siblings drilled into my head the fact that I could never, ever buy anything without getting a bag and, if possible,…

I've given it a lot of thought, and I think it comes down to this "wild bear" mentality. The flawed assumption is that men are wild animals who cannot be held responsible for their behavior. In this worldview, all women are Timothy Treadwell and all men are the grizzlies that ate him. It's not the bears' fault,…

The crazy thing is that even when women "stay in their roles" rape still happens. Stay at home moms get raped (often by their spouses, which many conservatives say cannot happen). Traditional "femme" women get raped. Church-going women get raped. NUNS have gotten raped, for crying out loud (and yes, I've met one).

Are women strong enough to take care of themselves, or are they not strong enough to take care of themselves?

Hey Dionne!

This is way harsh, Tai.

not a hottie, but still somehow valuable, somehow...like SOMEHOW she did it guys. weird, wacky stuff.

You mean even women who are very accomplished are judged more on their looks than on their accomplishments?

Something something Old Testament doesn't count anymore except for the bits about the gays in Leviticus.

Yeah, the fact that the same people are against quality sex ed and birth control shows that it's not about the fetus's "life" at all — it's about controlling women and their sexuality.

I basically made my Kinja account because in several of these posts I have wanted to say this - I have always been pro choice, but having a child now makes me even more baffled and horrified by this kind of behavior (or I guess of rabid pro lifers - threatening violence is always horrifying).

Thanks for the label, we thought it was a Fifty Shades omnibus.

Yeah, my mom has clearly been faking the whole "deaf in one ear because of measles" thing for over sixty years.