SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

I agree. I like Duckworth too and was disappointed that she said this.

“I think that you can’t win the White House without the Midwest and I don’t think you can go too far to the left and still win the Midwest,” Duckworth told Jake Tapper.

I can say with utter certainty that my wife and I saw Mystery Men at 12:30am the morning of August 11, 1999. She had to be at the hospital at 5:00am for a scheduled C-section and there was no way we were going to sleep that night, so we went to a post-midnight showing. The theater was rather empty but we had a great…

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

13/10 heckin good response from a real good boy. would press star button again

To be clear, literally all they did was take her name off a prize. 

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

Don’t knock the skinny head! Human neck/head set up is amazing for running while keeping the head steady.

Yep. As a woman that has been in the exact kind of relationship that dykstra described, when we broke up all my friends basically sided with him because he convinced them that I had been cheating and been crazy this whole time. And then I got the crazy label and that’s hard to shake off.

Hardwick then went on to accuse Dykstra of infidelity

So. Since Asia said she was raped by Weinstein, and people are attacking her for a thing she didn’t do, and Rose McGowan is defending her friend. Just because Bourdain had nothing to do with Weinstein.... Rose McGowan is wrong for doing this? Do you even think through what you say?

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

“Okay, so there’s a troll on the bridge, what’s your move?”
“I seduce the troll.”
“What? You can’t do that!”
“Sure I can!” Rolls a 20. “See? I seduce the troll.”

Clinton didn’t ever apologize to Lewinsky directly, but that’s beside the point.

“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” s

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?