Fucking hell... there IS no real difference between male and female urinary systems, except that male urethras are 5 times as long as female urethras, and the female system is completely separate from the reproductive (something which too many men have illustrated on social media, lately, that they do not know).

The…

That apology was like my coffee this morning: weak and way too late.

“And ANOTHER thing! Why are they playing halves, shouldn’t they be playing periods?!”

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Please explain your joke and why it’s funny.

Look at all the aggressive misogyny down here. It’s like a Barstool Sports post about literally anything.

I always like the ‘but I want to be COMMMFOORRTABLE’.

“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”

Well he’s already doing $126 million in damage to San Francisco...

You are talking about bikers cyclists in general, right? I have always been a champion of the cyclist sterilization movement.

My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

My wife's birthday is on tax day . . . and so help me, I'm an accountant.

Through some craziness, a friend had to reschedule her wedding from whatever date it was initially to the only other day both the reception hall and church were available in like a 5 month window. September 11.

To be fair, Abraham Lincoln is awfully busy hunting vampires.

Way to screw up her birthday forever after the divorce.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

I'm guessing he's interpreting "patriarchy hurts men too" as "men deserve to die raaaarrrgh!" Because what I *have* seen pointed out to men raging about women not being drafted/in combat is that it's not WOMEN who had control of the armed forces and the government...it was men who held the power in those situations…

One of my sisters got married and was an unbearable gimme-hog about the whole thing. i was living overseas and spent a huge amount of money to fly in for the wedding not to mention taking leave without pay. I was kind of relieved that I didn't have to be there for the pre-wedding bullshit because geography.

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