With a lunch choice like that, you were practically saying "bahn mi from this lunch room." *BA-DUM-TSCH*

Ugh, now I understand how the girl in this article feels. Heterophobia is a growing problem! Why doesn't anyone think of the straights?!

Was anyone else appalled by how fast the cars were driving at Daytona Speedway, which surely creates unsafe conditions for drivers and spectators alike?
It would be simple to fix. NASCAR would ask drivers to slow down, be courteous, maybe even use a turn signal once in a while. Things would be so much safer for…

It honestly sounds like the OP just wanted to take the opportunity to humble brag about her Cinderella feet.

I also have small feet. It is not the same thing as fat shaming.

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

Hello!? Did you not see that he's planning to have a dog all his life? It's like you're not even trying to be his perfect woman.

Oh sure a man has list he's a douchbag, a woman has a list she's a jezebel commentator.

"Will you marry me, Eliza?"

SOMEONE IN FINANCE IS A NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE??

Wondah

I know! I love talking about my roots too! I feel like calling people assholes for asking questions about ethnicity seems kind of mean. Maybe the hang-ups YOU (the author of this piece I mean) have are to blame for how you perceive the question.

Yeah, not saying he was mister slick rick about it but my point was, there's no need to get ultra defensive about it. It's merely curiosity.

I'll be honest, I'm a Brown Girl as well, but I've never really cared when someone asks me any of the above questions. Are you specifically offended when white people ask you things like this? Because I get asked where I'm from by people of all ethnicities. Hell, I get asked by other people from my country!

Stu: [ knocks on door ]

Not at all pregnant, or wanting to be, and definitely teary.

There is clearly only one course of action here.

Yes, because if there's ever an article on a woman it must belong on Jezebel. Because women are a tiny insignificant subset, and not half of the fucking population. Jesus Christ.

Any opinion of the Catholic Church will basically boil down to "weight the good against the bad and see where you end up." To me, any amount of good cannot outweight the bad when it comes to the Church because, for me, the straw that breaks the camel's back is the condoms and AIDS policy they have going in Africa and…

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Clearly a case of a cocked bat.