26. Dinner and a movie
26. Dinner and a movie
I flunked biology, but I don’t remember anything about men not having intestines. Can anyone confirm/deny?
I think we just figured out why he ignores Tiffany.
My older sister told me that if murderers ever came into the house, I’d be the first victim since my room was first on the hall. Result: I slept in her room for a year.
Underwater frisbee golf or nothing.
My sister's wedding was on tax day, which wouldn't seem like a good date, exept 1. her man can never claim to forget the anniversary, and 2. if they split up, everyone already hates that day, so no big loss. My sister is WAY smarter than I give her credit for.
Same here. I think we've solved the internets. Well done, team.
So your invisible boyfriend is the Columbia Record and Tape Club?
Sure it does. You can marry your calendar now. You're welcome.
Julie Andrew in The Sound of Music is the reason I'm a lesbian. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music may turn me straight (but not really, as I won't be watching).
Oh that is it! I will be baking the hell out of some cranberry oatmeal spice cookies and...oops. My wife says I can't send strange women cookies. Sorry, straights.
If you sit there long enough, I'm sure you'll get it out.
I'm a lesbian and I'll still tap that.
Thank you!
I love that one of the commenters writes "entertainers who are right of center have to be silent or risk blacklisting by the leftist fascist community." So blacklisting is okay when some rightwing blogger tells you to do it, but fascist when done by liberals.
Oh right, I get those confused. I must have been Blitzened.
Donnercize is where you get trapped in a blizzard until you starve the pounds off (or eat your fellow Donnercizers).
Come on, people! Put 'em in a rooftop cargo box like you're s'posed to!