It was a terrible joke about the weed killer that people claim causes cancer

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at the game last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

I will forever and ever hate the Hurricanes for what they did to the Sabres in the mid-00's, and existing, when they should be the goddamn Hartford Whalers. But man, that clip of them raising the blood pressure of Don Cherry and Brian Burke warms my heart ever so slightly.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Right-wing charismatic evangelicalism is probably a better way to term it, since what we’re talking about is semi organized politically oriented conservative Protestant groups. I don't tend to quibble when Americans use "evangelical" as short hand, even though it's not a good use of the word if it is meant to really…

Bonhoeffer’s “Evangelical” church is just mainstream Lutheran. American Evangelicals are a rebranding of revivalist fundamentalism, and completely unrelated in organizational, historical, and doctrinal terms - the two share only a name.

My sympathies go out to the members of the Five Eyes IC who had to indulge Barr in his nonsense. Our allies brought the USA evidence of an attack on our election by a hostile foreign nation. Now, the administration is siding with that hostile foreign nation and investigating our allies.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Sigh, i still miss Bill Pullman.

QB: MAY, 19, 68... MAY... 19... 68...

Fan: COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

QB: KILL, KILL... [Looks to sidelines, wild-eyed; makes exaggerated shrug]

Offensive Coordinator: [Signals “2" and “0"]

QB: [Nods, returns to snap count] BLUE DOG 2020, BLUE DOOOOG 2020!

CENTER: [Snaps ball]

QB: [Drops back three steps]

[Fakes left]

[Hand…

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Yes, straw purchases are illegal. (Also, that’s what the neighbor did.)

...and here we have the majestic planet-sized city of Couruscant:

Oh, I was very high, yes.